Tons Of Stupid New Shows Coming To The Food Network

Food Network Humor ^ | Jillian Madison

[EveningStar]

It’s new show announcement time in the world of television! This year, there will be 12 new Food Network shows for us to lampoon. And sadly, it’s looking like a lot more of the crap people already can’t stand. Stupid new challenge shows. Stupid new “traveling around and eating” shows. And yes, even a stupid new Duff Goldman show. Sigh. Read it and weep from this Scripps press release:

[EveningStar]

This is a pretty funny site, BTW. :)

[EveningStar]

ping

[Doctor 2Brains]

for later

[dynachrome]

Looks like you could step in after one of these goes down the tubes!

[cherry]

If I see Cuomos's gf one more time....NOBODY I know likes her and yet the FC is pushing her all the time...what a lightweight...

Lydia...now there's a cook.....I do like Ina Garten even if she only has gay friends....I do like Bobby Flay....

[teeker]

I think Arty Party was the worst show from last year.

[colinhester]

Chopped is it for me.

[mass55th]

"SUPERSIZERS: Series Premiere: January 2012"

Knock-off of the British "Supersizers Go", and "Supersizers Eat" series that aired in 2008 and 2009 respectively. I downloaded these two series from UK torrent sites. Excellent programs. Between the two, the periods covered were Medieval, Edwardian, French Revolution, Elizabethan, Regency, Restoration, Roman, Victorian, World War II, the 20's, 50's, 70's, and 80's.

[colorado tanker]

Check this out. Five worst shows on FN. Number One: Cupcake Wars. YES!

http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/11/the-5-worst-shows-on-food-network/

[EveningStar]

I do like Ina Garten even if she only has gay friends.

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[DJ MacWoW]

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[bcsco]

We check out the Food Network and Travel Channel occasionally, when there isn’t anything else on (which is fairly often; especially toward the end of the week). Their stuff has gotten really bad. There’s no ‘Travel’ in the Travel Channel, and the FN has some of the most worthless ‘upscale’ oriented garbage I could imagine.

[EveningStar]

LOL. I hadn’t seen that article. Thanks! :)

[Artcore]

Oh crap! Not another F-ing stupid food challenge?

You know their fresh out of ideas when they have a Cup Cake Challenge!

Hey Foo Network, here’s an idea...how about some good old-fashioned cooking shows!

I’ve quit watching this lame network.

[rickomatic]

Only shows I watch on FN are Diners Drive Ins and Dives, Good Eats, and Unwrapped. Good Eats is the best.

[GnuHere]

Ha - I’ve been watching that site for awhile. They are funny and right on the money.

[garandgal]

There are some bad shows on the Food Network, but NONE comes close to that stupid “Hungry Girl” show on the Cooking Channel.

I actually looked online to figure out who she was...and as I suspected, she is married to a TV producer..it really was the only possible explanation. Last week, she had a show about pizza...where she suggested using tomato soup in place of sauce (GAG!!!); that was just before the segment where she made a pizza with a chicken crust...yes, chicken.

It’s like a car accident; it comes on, I grow more horrified as the show unfolds, yet I cannot look away.

[Revel]

Here is one:

“How to prepare meals with Radiative vegetables”.

[Revel]

Here is one:

“How to prepare meals with Radioactive vegetables”.

[Pilsner]

Heck, even Alton Brown is helping, with his new four part series Feasting on Roadkill. Alton, and his motor cycle riding crew, set out to show Americans new ways to cope with todays tough economic times. In Episode 1, Alton combines frugality, with his love of gadgetry, to feed the entire population of Crab Apple Cove, Vermont, by rotissering a moose inside the drum of the concrete truck that killed it.