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Americas Newest Mormon Conservative Leader – Rush Limbaugh?
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Posted on 03/31/2011 10:00:16 PM PDT by Grig

Rush Limbaugh confirmed today the rumor that he and his wife Catherine have been meeting with Mormon missionaries for the past few months and are seriously considering committing to the Utah based Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Limbaugh was quite forthcoming in how his fascination with Mormonism began. “Over the years there have been a number of things about the Mormons that have really caught my attention.” Limbaugh stated.

“Mormons are the most conservative religious group in the United States, their support for President Bush, traditional marriage, the tea party, really earned them my respect.” Rush said.

“I also find that rejecting conventional wisdom leads to finding greater truth, and I think it would be hard to find a Christian faith that embodies that quite they way they do” he added.

When asked if his connections with other well known Mormons like Glenn Beck or Mitt Romney had any influence, Limbaugh downplayed their role in his spiritual search. “From what little time I’ve spend with Glenn and Mitt, I can tell they are great guys, but so are a lot of other non-Mormon conservatives. Plus, I don’t think anybody’s religion should be judged on the basis of members who are public figures. Nobody is a perfect example of the faith they aspire to live by.”

Limbaugh also make it clear that should he convert to Mormonism, he would not feel obligated to endorse a Mormon candidate. “You have to look at the whole package, what America needs is a strong conservative voice and religion shouldn’t be a factor. The media only brings it up in hopes of dividing Americans against each other even further.” He added.

When asked if he found anything surprising in Mormonism he admitted “I knew they were a conservative people, but I was really amazed at how their Book of Mormon has such a strong political, right wing message. American exceptionally, it’s there, limited government, that’s there too, even the Bush doctrine is in there in a way. I really didn’t expect things like that be doctrine to them.”

When asked if he would actually consider giving up ‘adult beverages’ and his beloved cigars to conform to the requirements Mormons must live Rush grew noticeably uneasy. “I’ve been trying e-cigarettes.” He said. “We’ll just have to see how things go.”

Limbaugh seemed unconcerned about there being a backlash from evangelical Christians, who don’t view Mormons as Christians. “A lot of the hostility aimed at Mormonism is a mirror of the hostility aimed at me for being an effective conservative voice. It’s the same kind of irrational hatred, the same kind of childish attacks. And I’ve never been one to back down on my beliefs. I’m content to let time prove me right as it always does, and I really think we are only talking a small minority that the media loves to play up.”

Backlash has already begun however. Mike Huckabee, who is considered by some to be largely responsible for the 2008 nomination going to McCain rather than Romney, responded to the rumor by saying “Rush should be forced, at gunpoint, to watch September Dawn and read every book ever written by the Tanners.’


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To: Grig
Rush, are you willing to tithe properly? You know its 10% off the top and I'm sure the elders in Salt Lake City would be more than happy to accept you.

You better learn about SamAndy foods too. You are going to have to store, at a minimum, a six month supply of food in your home. Divorce is forbidden and you get to decide if your wife goes to heaven or not.

I thought you would be smarter than to be decieved by the cult of Mormon. If this is true, I can no longer listen to or support you.

21 posted on 03/31/2011 10:13:58 PM PDT by skimask
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To: cherry

oh brother.....


22 posted on 03/31/2011 10:14:43 PM PDT by cherry
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To: cherry

Get a grip - it’s fake.


23 posted on 03/31/2011 10:14:43 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Of course Obama loves his country. The thing is, Sarah loves mine.)
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To: Grig

March 32, huh? March Fool’s Day.


24 posted on 03/31/2011 10:14:55 PM PDT by Excuse_Me (I'm pretty sure that only Liberals can be hypnotized...)
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To: HiTech RedNeck
That's what got me - "there are non-mormons conservatives, also". Everyone knows romneycare is socialism. I didn't know if he said this on radio as a pre April 1 joke and WP took it for real.
25 posted on 03/31/2011 10:15:14 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: presently no screen name
Was this on his radio show or just from the Washington Post?

The same source, with just as much credibility, also is reporting that Wisconsin Governor Walker is joining AFSCME since he is, after all, a government worker.

26 posted on 03/31/2011 10:16:51 PM PDT by re_nortex (DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
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To: Grig
You gave it away supposedly posting from the WaPo and it didn't excerpt.

Trolling for a lawsuit are we?

27 posted on 03/31/2011 10:17:16 PM PDT by Carry_Okie (The environment is too complex and too important to manage by central planning.)
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To: Grig

Two words: Harry Reid.


28 posted on 03/31/2011 10:17:16 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*)
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To: caww

http://www.profile-comments.com/images/april-fools/images/happy-april-fools-day.gif

It’s okay, caww. Breathe, breathe!!


29 posted on 03/31/2011 10:18:49 PM PDT by azishot (Everyone is entitled to my opinion.)
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To: Terpfen

I knew that - I didn’t fall for it - I wanted to know if Rush said it on his radio show (as a joke) and WP picked it up as truth. But it wasn’t even the WP - still reading it and knowing Rush - you know it was BS.


30 posted on 03/31/2011 10:19:24 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: Grig
Folks, here's what the Post says about it:


31 posted on 03/31/2011 10:20:28 PM PDT by AnalogReigns
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To: jla
There’s a March 32?

Only in leap years not divisible by 4.

I think something similar was in effect back in September 1752 when everyone got an extra couple of weeks off.

32 posted on 03/31/2011 10:20:34 PM PDT by re_nortex (DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
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To: Grig

Hee hee. Very nice.


33 posted on 03/31/2011 10:23:44 PM PDT by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard (Some men just want to watch the world burn.)
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To: Grig
SNIFF.

Oh, April 1st.

Cheers!

34 posted on 03/31/2011 10:24:10 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Grig
Even a lib-tard WaPo editor would have caught "American exceptionally". :) Not a bad try, tho.
35 posted on 03/31/2011 10:25:56 PM PDT by TonyInOhio ( Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.)
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To: Grig

So you are a Mormon?


36 posted on 03/31/2011 10:27:11 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: jla
There’s a March 32?

Yeah, they're a great band.

Almost as good as Level 42.

37 posted on 03/31/2011 10:27:31 PM PDT by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: Grig; Colofornian
"Illustrating the absurd with the absurd"...Rush Limbaugh.
38 posted on 03/31/2011 10:28:40 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito Ergo Conservitus.)
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To: cherry

Good God....


39 posted on 03/31/2011 10:32:14 PM PDT by bobby.223
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To: Grig

Ha! March 32nd.


40 posted on 03/31/2011 10:38:49 PM PDT by Gene Eric (*** Jesus ***)
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