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Americas Newest Mormon Conservative Leader – Rush Limbaugh?
http://www.profile-comments.com/images/april-fools/images/happy-april-fools-day.gif ^ | 32 March 2011 | Stephen Stromberg

Posted on 03/31/2011 10:00:16 PM PDT by Grig

Rush Limbaugh confirmed today the rumor that he and his wife Catherine have been meeting with Mormon missionaries for the past few months and are seriously considering committing to the Utah based Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Limbaugh was quite forthcoming in how his fascination with Mormonism began. “Over the years there have been a number of things about the Mormons that have really caught my attention.” Limbaugh stated.

“Mormons are the most conservative religious group in the United States, their support for President Bush, traditional marriage, the tea party, really earned them my respect.” Rush said.

“I also find that rejecting conventional wisdom leads to finding greater truth, and I think it would be hard to find a Christian faith that embodies that quite they way they do” he added.

When asked if his connections with other well known Mormons like Glenn Beck or Mitt Romney had any influence, Limbaugh downplayed their role in his spiritual search. “From what little time I’ve spend with Glenn and Mitt, I can tell they are great guys, but so are a lot of other non-Mormon conservatives. Plus, I don’t think anybody’s religion should be judged on the basis of members who are public figures. Nobody is a perfect example of the faith they aspire to live by.”

Limbaugh also make it clear that should he convert to Mormonism, he would not feel obligated to endorse a Mormon candidate. “You have to look at the whole package, what America needs is a strong conservative voice and religion shouldn’t be a factor. The media only brings it up in hopes of dividing Americans against each other even further.” He added.

When asked if he found anything surprising in Mormonism he admitted “I knew they were a conservative people, but I was really amazed at how their Book of Mormon has such a strong political, right wing message. American exceptionally, it’s there, limited government, that’s there too, even the Bush doctrine is in there in a way. I really didn’t expect things like that be doctrine to them.”

When asked if he would actually consider giving up ‘adult beverages’ and his beloved cigars to conform to the requirements Mormons must live Rush grew noticeably uneasy. “I’ve been trying e-cigarettes.” He said. “We’ll just have to see how things go.”

Limbaugh seemed unconcerned about there being a backlash from evangelical Christians, who don’t view Mormons as Christians. “A lot of the hostility aimed at Mormonism is a mirror of the hostility aimed at me for being an effective conservative voice. It’s the same kind of irrational hatred, the same kind of childish attacks. And I’ve never been one to back down on my beliefs. I’m content to let time prove me right as it always does, and I really think we are only talking a small minority that the media loves to play up.”

Backlash has already begun however. Mike Huckabee, who is considered by some to be largely responsible for the 2008 nomination going to McCain rather than Romney, responded to the rumor by saying “Rush should be forced, at gunpoint, to watch September Dawn and read every book ever written by the Tanners.’


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KEYWORDS: aprilfools; ctr; mormon; quotehumorclosequote; rushlimbaugh; threeoneeleven
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1 posted on 03/31/2011 10:00:24 PM PDT by Grig
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To: Grig

It’s still March 31 in this time zone.


2 posted on 03/31/2011 10:01:53 PM PDT by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: Grig

It is 1 April somewhere.


3 posted on 03/31/2011 10:01:53 PM PDT by Oldexpat
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To: Huntress
It's the Washington Post. When is the last time they've been right about anything?

OK. They report the weather forecasts and sports scores with a reasonable degree of accuracy, but what else?

4 posted on 03/31/2011 10:06:30 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Grig
Rush can vacation on Kolob.

One man's religion is another man's cult.

5 posted on 03/31/2011 10:07:40 PM PDT by Reagan Man ("In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.")
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To: Grig

My beeber was almost fixin’ to commence to be stuned. :-) It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.


6 posted on 03/31/2011 10:07:58 PM PDT by re_nortex (DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
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To: Oldexpat

I was born and raised as a “gentile” in Mormon country. Rush, can we talk?


7 posted on 03/31/2011 10:08:35 PM PDT by Bernard Marx
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To: Grig

Congrats on posting the first “gotcha” April Fool’s joke!

I knew Rush was too smart a man to fall for the JS Express.


8 posted on 03/31/2011 10:09:55 PM PDT by boatbums (God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to him.)
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To: Grig

I knew this was farce when I saw Rush reported as going gaga over Mitt as a “conservative.”

Whatever the hypothetical virtues of being Mormon might be, guaranteeing that one is conservative isn’t among them....


9 posted on 03/31/2011 10:10:32 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Hawk)
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To: Oldexpat

That’s what I’m thinking too.


10 posted on 03/31/2011 10:10:40 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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To: Grig

well this is bad news if he follows thru....what makes him think people won’t judge him for his beliefs? Especially when we all know Mormonism is a conterfeit masking as Christianity. Pretty much the whole Christian Community said and proven Mormonism is not Christian...and that after much research and investigation by many. So his ignorance of Christianity is showing remarkably so by even considering this.

Yes, it will have an impact on how I see Rush...for in time he’ll be integrating Mormonism in his shows just like Beck does now.


11 posted on 03/31/2011 10:11:03 PM PDT by caww
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To: Grig

Was this on his radio show or just from the Washington Post?


12 posted on 03/31/2011 10:11:08 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: Vigilanteman
This may come as a surprise to you, but that link doesn't go the Washington Post.
13 posted on 03/31/2011 10:11:25 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man
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To: Grig

Well I certainly hope this is an April fools, because if not I cannot believe the man who is 99.6% right can ever get something so wrong as to fall into this cult... he might as well become a muslim because they are basically the same thing... one man’s cult setup to meet that one mans pleasures...


14 posted on 03/31/2011 10:11:41 PM PDT by battousai (Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
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To: presently no screen name

Psst… April 1.


15 posted on 03/31/2011 10:11:49 PM PDT by Terpfen (Buh-bye, Suntan Charlie.)
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To: Huntress

Catch the date on the story. 32 march!!!


16 posted on 03/31/2011 10:11:49 PM PDT by Mom MD (Jesus is the Light of the world!)
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To: Grig

There’s a March 32?


17 posted on 03/31/2011 10:11:58 PM PDT by jla
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To: Vigilanteman

Someone fed the WP a gag and they SWALLOWED it... what on earth would ever motivate their staff to come up with something like this themselves?


18 posted on 03/31/2011 10:12:08 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Hawk)
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To: boatbums

Is it really Aprils fools? Golly I hope so.


19 posted on 03/31/2011 10:12:45 PM PDT by caww
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To: Reagan Man

will not listen to him anymore......I can’t listen to anymore sanctimonious blather from him, and now he is going mormon.....how many times has he been married now?..


20 posted on 03/31/2011 10:13:17 PM PDT by cherry
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