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Naked drunk woman throws rocks, pulls own teeth
South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | March 8, 2011 | Barbara Hijek

Posted on 03/08/2011 7:53:01 AM PST by ConservativeStatement

And in the "Is there anyone more outrageous than Charlie Sheen" category, we have Tina Belinda Masta.

Witnesses say a drunken Tina Belinda Masta, 46, cursed at three men, threw rocks at them, pulled her clothes off and threatened to beat them up in Naples on Saturday evening, reports the Naples Daily News.

(Excerpt) Read more at weblogs.sun-sentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: drunk; lazwouldhitit; napl; teeth; woman
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To: RetSignman

Oh.....NO NO NO NO NO.

I’ve been drunk before. And I’ve been naked. And I’ve thrown rocks in anger. And, yes I’ve cursed. But never, and I mean never, have I been drunk, naked, cursing and throwins rocks at the same time.

She hit the Superfecta.


41 posted on 03/08/2011 8:44:34 AM PST by saleman (!!!!)
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To: saleman

Shoot,I forgot about the tooth pulling thing. But that’s understandable. There was a lot going on there


42 posted on 03/08/2011 8:46:16 AM PST by saleman (!!!!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

That’s maybe 46 in dog years...she’s been hard rode...


43 posted on 03/08/2011 8:48:46 AM PST by ken5050 (Admin Moderators rule!!!!)
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To: Red Badger

This story has no teeth.


44 posted on 03/08/2011 8:48:58 AM PST by Catsrus
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To: ConservativeStatement

She really ought to learn to be a responsible citizen and bring her own pliers.


45 posted on 03/08/2011 8:49:55 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Catsrus

or clothes..........


46 posted on 03/08/2011 8:50:15 AM PST by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

*yikes*


47 posted on 03/08/2011 9:00:14 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: COBOL2Java

I think you guys are being a little hard, uh, tough on her. After all, this is a mug shot. And after all shes been through, well, I don’t think too many of us would take a picture to do us justice.

Or not.


48 posted on 03/08/2011 9:29:38 AM PST by saleman (!!!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; ConservativeStatement
This must be a ping, 'cause it ain't got no shwinnnnnnng! (according to all but the usual suspect).
49 posted on 03/08/2011 9:49:17 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

... pulled her clothes off and threatened to beat them up in Naples on Saturday evening, reports the Naples Daily News.
 
 
Wow. What a nut. Now while I've pulled off my clothes before; I've never threatened to beat them up.


50 posted on 03/08/2011 10:25:57 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Red Badger
 


51 posted on 03/08/2011 10:27:55 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: derllak
Actual reporting about the groupie from Ra's big party last weekend?

:-)

52 posted on 03/08/2011 10:31:19 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Totally digging the headline.


53 posted on 03/08/2011 10:34:14 AM PST by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Another coed from Northwestern University.


54 posted on 03/08/2011 11:20:04 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer.")
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To: Titan Magroyne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
So. Damn. Guilty.


55 posted on 03/08/2011 12:16:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lakeshark

Egads! Looks like I went to the wrong party last weekend!

We all left with our teeth and clothing intact. :P


56 posted on 03/08/2011 12:22:05 PM PST by derllak
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To: Lazamataz

LOL! Your contrarian tagline.


57 posted on 03/08/2011 12:33:06 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

Naked, drunk, throwing rocks, pulling her own teeth. Her parents must be so proud.***

***I did steal that from you.


58 posted on 03/08/2011 12:42:06 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Use it with my blessing.


59 posted on 03/08/2011 12:53:21 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

You’re an angel.

No, really.


60 posted on 03/08/2011 1:19:35 PM PST by TheOldLady
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