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[Lucky9teen]

Who said it: Charlie Sheen or Muamar Gaddafi? (select to see answer)

"The [ringleaders/network execs] are in their homes or they are abroad, comfortable, and having fun."
Answer:Muamar Gaddafi

"I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets."
Answer:Charlie Sheen

"I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world."
Answer: Charlie Sheen

"Respond to them, put them to shame."
Answer: Muamar Gaddafi

"If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned."
Answer: Charlie Sheen

"How can you justify such misbehavior from people who live in good neighborhoods?"
Answer: Muamar Gaddafi

"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."
Answer: Charlie Sheen

""All [African nations/network stars] look up to [Libya/me], all the [rulers of the world/aspiring actors] look up to [Libya/me]. [Protesters are/Chuck Lorre is] serving the devil."
Answer: Muamar Gaddafi

"They give them pills at night, they put hallucinatory pills in their drinks, their milk, their coffee, their Nescafe."
Answer: Muamar Gaddafi

"I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."
Answer: Charlie Sheen

"Dance ... sing and get ready ... this is the spirit ... this is much better than the lies of the [Arab propaganda/network spin doctors]."
Answer: Muamar Gaddafi

"I am like the Queen of England."
Answer: Muamar Gaddafi

"Remember these are my people...not yours...we will continue on together..."
Answer: Charlie Sheen

"We will continue to fight. We will defeat them."
Answer: Muamar Gaddafi

"Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
Answer: Charlie Sheen

"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p*ssy."
Answer: Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen

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Top 10 Sheen Quotes

10. “I wish [Chuck Lorrie ]nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon.”

9. “I think it was Nails that said, and I was really flattered that he got it right, he might be Nails, but I’m bayonets. I’m battle tested bayonets…”

8. “I’m dealing with fools and trolls. I’m dealing with soft targets, and it’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, ‘I can’t process it.’

7. “”Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don’t think the term is good enough, but when you’re bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it dude, I’m 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn’t lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I’ll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers.”"

6. “Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

5. “”I have cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself… It’s the work of sissies. The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.”

4. ‘Don’t be special, be one of us.’ Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you!”

3. “Where there were four, there are now three. Good-bye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels; you’re going to need it. Badly … She’s not there now and we are and I don’t know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn’t make the rules. Oops.”"

2. “I don’t live in the middle anymore, thats where you get slaughtered, that’s where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen and I just…it’s just not an option.”

1. “I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t just perfect and just winning every second, and I’m not just perfect and bi**hing and just delivering the goods at every frickin’ turn.”

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Top 10 Gaddafi Quotes

10. "There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man's duties in order to be equal in rights."

9. "The Libyan system is a system of the people and no one can go against the authority of the people. .. The people are free to choose the authority they see fit."

8. “There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet.”

7. "Democracy means permanent rule! (This is an Arabic play on words.)"

6. "Obeying your parents is more important than doing as your parents say."

5. "I will stay in Libya until I die, or until the end of the time God allows me to live!"

4. "Protest however you want, but do not go onto the streets and squares!"

3. "I am not such a dictator that I would shut down Facebook. I’ll merely imprison anyone who logs in to it."

2. "Were it not for electricity, we would have to watch television in the dark."

1. "A woman has the right to run for election whether she’s male or female!"







 

[Lucky9teen]

And now for some cartoons:

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Earlier amd earlier!

[goseminoles]

3??? Woo hoo

[Lucky9teen]

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Freakin Hilarious...Jimmy Kimmel combines out of control Charlie Sheen with another one of his favorite Charlies, Charlie Brown. Winning.

[Dacula]

IBTP Top 5

[Lucky9teen]

Got a meeting at my kids school this am....he has a lisp, so we’re discussing some kind of speech therapy options.

[trisham]

That video is awesome.

[fredhead]

Charlie Sheen.....”Drugs?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRbzZG_JxYY

[CPOSharky]

First 10?

[JRios1968]

10?

[RetSignman]

DUH, I'm still winning I've still got this.

[paulycy]

Lucky9teen, you do an EXCELLENT job on this thread every week, NO JOKE!!!

(Even though I missed the top 10 this morning, grumble grumble...))

[bmwcyle]

[JoeProBono]

[Monkey Face]

TOOP 15!

[Monkey Face]

TOP 16!

[CPOSharky]

Talked to Charlie’s doctor the other day...

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that’s it... Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they
take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.
Beer also made of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two
bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they
permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be
doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good
food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me...

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

[paulycy]

[relictele]

[holly go-rightly]

oh boy, it’s Friday, it’s silly, and thank you!