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Wanted: A full-time wiener peeler
Toronto Sun ^ | February 26, 2011 | Mike Strobel

Posted on 02/26/2011 1:38:34 PM PST by Squawk 8888

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1 posted on 02/26/2011 1:38:39 PM PST by Squawk 8888
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a wiener ping


2 posted on 02/26/2011 1:39:26 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (Will work for chocolate)
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To: Squawk 8888

If your wiener’s peeling...you need sunscreen.


3 posted on 02/26/2011 1:40:24 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: neverdem; Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; SunkenCiv; Slip18; Laura Earl; xsmommy; tioga; ...

No weiner pullers here in NW GA....

But the whiners in San Francisco want to outlaw circumcisions. (Does that count?)


4 posted on 02/26/2011 1:41:43 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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5 posted on 02/26/2011 1:41:54 PM PST by pogo101
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To: Squawk 8888

Good part-time work for a Mohel.


6 posted on 02/26/2011 1:42:00 PM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Squawk 8888
I think Obama just hired a wiener peeler as the WH social secretary! I bet he's a pleasant ph*cker, too.;-)

I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't resist.

7 posted on 02/26/2011 1:42:45 PM PST by SonOfDarkSkies ('And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?' Yeats)
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To: Squawk 8888

Wiener Peeling belongs in chat, not news/activism.......


8 posted on 02/26/2011 1:44:37 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Oh Magoo, you've done it again.....)
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To: Squawk 8888
The wiener stuffer fills the tubular collagen casings

I remember the good old days when it took real guts to be a wiener stuffer.

9 posted on 02/26/2011 1:45:10 PM PST by bigheadfred (THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN)
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To: Lazmataz

Ping


10 posted on 02/26/2011 1:46:25 PM PST by listenhillary (Social Justice is the epitome of injustice.)
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To: pogo101

I don’t care who you are; that is funny as hell...LOLOL!


11 posted on 02/26/2011 1:47:34 PM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: bigheadfred

And I remember the good old days when high school graduates knew how to spell “weiner”. *sigh*


12 posted on 02/26/2011 1:48:47 PM PST by lonevoice (Where the Welfare State is on the march, the Police State is not far behind)
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To: Squawk 8888

How about Huma?
Is she happy with her Wiener?

Hillary looks pretty down in the dumps these days.....


13 posted on 02/26/2011 1:49:51 PM PST by nascarnation
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To: lonevoice

Are you from Arkansas?


14 posted on 02/26/2011 1:57:13 PM PST by bigheadfred (THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN)
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To: Squawk 8888

“I assume you get to take home any bent, twisted or otherwise defective wieners.”

You’re right Fred! There’s a Clinton angle to this dangle!


15 posted on 02/26/2011 2:02:00 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE
But the whiners in San Francisco want to outlaw circumcisions.

How could any civilized society outlaw genital mutilation?

16 posted on 02/26/2011 2:14:33 PM PST by Gondring (Paul Revere would have been flamed as a naysayer troll and told to go back to Boston.)
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To: Squawk 8888

A what??!?

17 posted on 02/26/2011 2:17:41 PM PST by Lando Lincoln
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To: Squawk 8888

"I prefer the chop, myself."

18 posted on 02/26/2011 2:19:03 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE; Slings and Arrows
But the whiners in San Francisco want to outlaw circumcisions.

Does that mean I would have to leave these strung together, instead of "tipping" them?


19 posted on 02/26/2011 2:27:06 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
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To: Squawk 8888

Thanks for the laugh. lets becareful now that are weinies do not get to close to the fire or there will be a weinie roast. in the Deli the father was asking for all natural weiners without the casing. the little boy says my daddy has a weiner. the father turns bright red picks up his package of weiners and all the ladies in line at the local deli just start laughing. Out of the mouth of babes make for an interesting day.


20 posted on 02/26/2011 3:33:16 PM PST by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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