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Wanted: A full-time wiener peeler
Toronto Sun ^
| February 26, 2011
| Mike Strobel
Posted on 02/26/2011 1:38:34 PM PST by Squawk 8888
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To: Cyber Liberty; Tax-chick
Hey! Nice digs. Cant wait for the first kitteh pics... Don't know why, but an image search of "Vienna kitty" produced this:
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:56:44 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|http://pure-gas.org|Must be a day for changing taglines)
To: Cyber Liberty; Slip18
How come I get the feeling that you were wondering how large an engine could be ensconced/shoehorned within the frame of that vehicle?
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:58:36 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Cyber Liberty
Here's a shot of White Cat, who usually hangs out across the street from us. Cars would drive up, White Cat would give them That Look, and the cars would carefully drive around him.
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:58:53 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(James is still hungry.)
To: sionnsar
Sheesh!
This one hasn’t even cooled down yet.
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:58:54 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: Monkey Face
I need to get outta here! You mustard get outta here, but mayo? And if you do, can you ketchup? Maybe you just need to chili out a bit (no, not going to do the wurst and call you a brat)! *\;^)
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:59:32 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|http://pure-gas.org|Must be a day for changing taglines)
To: NicknamedBob; Squawk 8888
This one hasnt even cooled down yet. Yup. Hot diggity dog -- but it's also not a ZOT thread. We just appropriated it and Squawk 8888 will be (in)famous for the month of March.
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:03:23 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|http://pure-gas.org|Must be a day for changing taglines)
To: sionnsar; Cyber Liberty; Tax-chick
LOL, you Cyber and I could carry that thing off with the occupants inside.
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:05:07 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Squawk 8888
Youre on Price Is Right and Drew Carey says, What dya do for a living up in Canada, Mikey? I peel wieners, Drew. Good for you. Wiener peeler. Hmmm. reminds me, folks, get your pets spayed or neutered. Funny - good writing...
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:07:32 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php - It's only uncivil when someone on the right does it.- Laz)
To: Darksheare
And a good thing, too, because a cat’s not going to run around on a wheel and power the thing the way hamsters would.
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:07:32 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(James is still hungry.)
To: sionnsar; Squawk 8888
Squawk will survive.
*whispering* You will be alright, right?
They have GREAT recuperative powers!
Will we have to build the D-shearian Coffee Delivery System to ensure survival?
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:09:34 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Tax-chick; LibreOuMort
Coming home this afternoon in the humongous Gorm Mor, I saw somebody hanging out at the trash collection point. No idea why (though we do sometimes have bad actors come through our rural locale) until I glimpsed one of those little pug-like dogs in-between the cans and realized he must be a neighbor. Had to slow WAY to make sure the dog didn't run under Gorm Mor's tires.
Looking at your photo I would probably have to straddle White Cat, move very slow, and pray for the best.
When I was a boy I ran over a bird once (couldn't help it, it flew under my bicycle's front wheel). Not a nice experience.
Unlike LoM who, I guess following in the footsteps of her hunter father, bagged a pheasant with her car.
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:11:20 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|http://pure-gas.org|Must be a day for changing taglines)
To: Tax-chick
Three mouse power, and an extra nine volts from the glovebox expansion port.
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:14:54 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: sionnsar
‘etzat ma’klur
(Yetz ist es mir klar, in Oesterreich)
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:22:20 PM PST
by
patton
To: sionnsar
"No more smokers. Is the next step no more Democrats? So the CEO of a Michigan company announced a no-more-smokers policy. ... If employers seek to control costs, improve morale, boost the company image and reduce workplace drama, why not refuse to hire ... Democrats? Democrats -- compared to Republicans -- on average are less affluent, more unhappy, more prone to anti-social behavior, more prone to self-destructive behavior, and more likely to have been shot at, robbed or burglarized. More of them see X-rated movies, more of them smoke, and they're less likely to be married and more likely to have separated or divorced. ... Poor smokers. Can't smoke in the office, can't smoke on the factory floor, can't smoke in a company car. You can't smoke in a restaurant. You can't go outside, down the street, down the ally or down the manhole. You gotta go three-and-a-half miles, you'll see a Denny's, make a right, if you come to an International House of Pancakes, you've gone too far. But take comfort. Things could be worse. You could be a smoker -- and a Democrat."
-- Larry Elder |
Or, you could be a wiener peeler.
Wait, what?
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:29:18 PM PST
by
glock rocks
(I am Dyslexis of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.)
To: Cyber Liberty
Cant wait for the first kitteh pics...
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:32:03 PM PST
by
glock rocks
(I am Dyslexis of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.)
To: sionnsar; Cyber Liberty
You mustard get outta here, but mayo? And if you do, can you ketchup? Maybe you just need to chili out a bit (no, not going to do the wurst and call you a brat)! *\;^) ARRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh... The pain, the pain. Wheel he ever get over the bun of it?
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:33:05 PM PST
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
To be frank, I relish the thought.
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:37:15 PM PST
by
glock rocks
(I am Dyslexis of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.)
To: sionnsar; Tax-chick; LibreOuMort
I am less lucky: Four birds, three deer, two squirrels ... and a surprisingly flattened rabbit back in 1978 while St Ronnie was with me. But most of my hits have had no witnesses.
Had another deer run right into the side !! of the car as I was slowing/braking/swerving to get around him. And I was TRYING to miss him! He STILL hit me!
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:38:15 PM PST
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE; sionnsar; Tax-chick; LibreOuMort
Deer 1: Harvested via 1990 Geo Metro
Deer 2: Harvested via 1989 VW Golf
Deer 3: Harvested via 1983 Subaru stationwagon.
And several near misses with other vehiles.
Close call on a coyote with a 1995 VW Jetta.
Tagged two robins who were fighting with the 1996 Jetta.
They bounced clean off the windshield.
Got an owl, it flew straight into me and I couldn’t avoid him.
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:50:50 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE; sionnsar; Tax-chick; LibreOuMort
Vehiles??
*groan*
Vehicles.
Typo alert, check your keyboards.
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posted on
03/01/2011 5:53:15 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
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