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[Lucky9teen]

Michelle Obama, Keep Your Fat Ass Away From Me And My Family -a sarcastic (but informative) look at healthy eating as prescribed by Nurse Ratched

Be It Known

In the interest of civil discourse, this is NOT, nor should it be construed as, a personal attack on Michelle Obama, but rather a treatise on her completely wrong views, total lack of credentials, stupid policies, radical politics, obvious hypocrisy… and ever increasing junk in the trunk. Any similarity to a personal attack, is purely coincidental.

No fruits or vegetables were harmed in the writing of this post. Promise. Didn’t eat a one.

First Lady, Michelle Obama has decided to interject herself into the political discourse. Up until now, I’ve considered her mostly off limits. I don’t mind if she goes out and helps on the campaign trail, but stay away from my cookie jar!

It’s so on …in a very civil manner.

[The author would like to apologize to Veggie Tales]

Michelle and the Big O or Let Them Eat Cake… I mean Carrots

Every time I turn around, Michelle’s whining about fatty foods, while stuffing her face with them. The Big O for her is the large, circular opening under her nose, where she’s either spouting junk from it, or pushing junk food into it.

A big picture for a BIG First Lady

The Palin Factor

Sarah Palin’s taking a lot of heat over her comments on Michelle telling us how and what to eat. It goes deeper than that though. There’s the Administration’s pushing the FTC to regulate “health foods”.

That’s right hippies, Michelle, The Carnivore thinks she knows more about what you should eat than you do. They’re already after your homeopathic medicine. Guess it’s one size fits all socialism for you too. It’s the Rules.

Rules? PISS ON YOUR F***ING RULES!

-Cheswick, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

Funny thing, homeopathy is from the Greek words homoios (similar) and pathos (suffering). Wow, sure sounds like what’s been pushed on us for some time now -a lot more in the past couple of years. Guess we should start calling Democrat Politicians, Homeopathic Elected Legislative Practitioners -H.E.L.P.!®.

Let’s Move Michelle Obama

Michelle’s behind Let’s Move.gov. She’s propagandizing our kids through food. There’s even a prize if you fulfill your patriotic obligation, through a six week program -it’s a  Presidential Award. Bet it’s not a Happy Meal.

Looks like Let’s Move (or is it Let’s Move On?) has taken marketing strategy ideas from McDonald’s (and other unscrupulous corporations) by enticing kids with gifts and gimmicks.

“Hey, little girl. Want a Presidential Award?”

Keep your filthy hands off our kids, you Food Fascist!

Pyramid Power

“Our effort to improve access to healthy and affordable food is a critically important step toward First Lady Michelle Obama’s goal to solve the challenge of childhood obesity within a generation, said Agriculture Secretary Vilsack. -Healthy Food Financing Initiative

What’s the best way to legislate lanky little lads and ladies?  Build a better pyramid!

One size doesn’t fit all. MyPyramid offers personalized eating plans and interactive tools to help you plan/ assess your food choices based on the Dietary Guidelines for Americans. MyPyramid.gov

Guess I was wrong earlier, one size doesn’t fit all. But they said ObamaCare… I’m so confused.

Bottom Line

Nanny M knows more about feeding your kids than you do, because she grew a garden. That’s all it takes to be an expert, when you’re First Lady.

What, you’ve been growing your own food for years? Whatever. You’re stupid.

[martin_fierro]

[clearcarbon]

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[Yorlik803]

LOOK OUT>>>ITS MANBEARPIG

[Slings and Arrows]

Poor kitteh...but so cute!

[ErnBatavia]

Now THAT’S a woman!

Given your screen name, that's probably what it would take to get in there.....

[ErnBatavia]

That reminded me of the three old farts at the Assisted Living place; comparing various age-related maladies.

The first guy complains about urinary problems, and the second whines about constipation.

They get to the third guy, who says, "Every morning at 5, I piss like a racehorse, and then at 6 I take a huge dump!"

The first two ask why he's in on the complaint conversation then, and he replies:

"Well - I don't get up until 7"

[ErnBatavia]

That one’s gonna keep me busy for the rest of the evening....

[ErnBatavia]

I sure feel sorry for my wife tonight.

[llevrok]

Also reminds me of my 80 year old neighbor. Last summer we were in the back yard talking when he told me, in all seriousness, that he has aids.

My mind raced. How could this be? He's obviously not gay. Maybe a blood transfusion or something.

I told him how sorry I was to hear about his aids.

"Yup", he said. "Hearing aids, MedicAids, bandaids.......". chuckling to himself as he went into his house for the 20th piss of the day...

Now my 89 year old Dad had his own medical issues. He had viagra in his medicine cabinet. I asked him (trying to keep a straight face) what he was doing with that. "Simple", he replied. "Improves my accuracy when I'm standing at the toilet!".

Ern and I will be here all week, folks. Don't forget to tip the bartender on the way out. And drive safely.

[llevrok]

The law firm of Hot, Hot and Not.

[ETL]

Howard Stern is a degenerate.

[raccoonradio]

yup, just pointing out that his show is one example of
lefties using the fist logo

[Lost Dutchman]

[CPOSharky]

That picture defines “frumpy.”

[fredhead]

From my newest favorite movie.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2yPLkElfE

[Jack Hammer]

It’d be fun to try, though, wouldn’t it!

[ErnBatavia]

No and Hell no!!! Broken backs and hernias don’t work for me at my age...