[ErnBatavia]

That reminded me of the three old farts at the Assisted Living place; comparing various age-related maladies.

The first guy complains about urinary problems, and the second whines about constipation.

They get to the third guy, who says, "Every morning at 5, I piss like a racehorse, and then at 6 I take a huge dump!"

The first two ask why he's in on the complaint conversation then, and he replies:

"Well - I don't get up until 7"

[llevrok]

Also reminds me of my 80 year old neighbor. Last summer we were in the back yard talking when he told me, in all seriousness, that he has aids.

My mind raced. How could this be? He's obviously not gay. Maybe a blood transfusion or something.

I told him how sorry I was to hear about his aids.

"Yup", he said. "Hearing aids, MedicAids, bandaids.......". chuckling to himself as he went into his house for the 20th piss of the day...

Now my 89 year old Dad had his own medical issues. He had viagra in his medicine cabinet. I asked him (trying to keep a straight face) what he was doing with that. "Simple", he replied. "Improves my accuracy when I'm standing at the toilet!".

Ern and I will be here all week, folks. Don't forget to tip the bartender on the way out. And drive safely.