Posted on 01/27/2011 7:13:23 PM PST by OneVike
Every one who knows me, or has read my articles knows that I disagree with Darwin's theory of evolution. However, this post is not about the debate between evolution and creation. This post is about those individuals around the world who yield to the idea that natural selection could possibly be a fact by attempting to or actually succeeding in removing themselves from the human gene pool. Thus by their actions, they seem to ensure that the next generation will be less susceptible to being the last generation to live on what Carl Sagan called the "Pale Blue Dot", or better known as planet earth.
The Darwin Awards has very explicit rules enumerated on the History and Rules page, wherein may be found the Reproduction clause which states (in part):
The candidate must remove herself from the gene pool. The prime tenet of the Darwin Awards is that we are celebrating the self-removal
of incompetent genetic material from the human race. Therefore, the potential winner
must be deceased, or at least incapable of reproducing. The traditional method is death.
However, an occasional rebel opts for sterilization, which allows her more time to enjoy
the dubious notoriety of winning a Darwin Award. If someone manages to survive an incredibly stupid feat, then her genes de facto
must have something to offer in the way of luck, agility, or stamina. She is therefore
not eligible for a Darwin Award, but sometimes the story is too entertaining to pass up,
and she earns an Honorable Mention.
You live in Minnesota?
I am guessing from your name and your reply, because almost every lake in Minnesota freezes down to anywhere from a foot to four or more for most of the winter, and if you don’t bring up your dock, it will get crushed. Unless it’s cement.
Flash video. Wish my new iPad could display it.
You know this would have been really funny if he had been texting when he walked off the dock.
He is lucky to walk away from that.
So you cannot watch any you tube or google videos on your iPad?
Yep. Yeah gotta die to win.
Boys have pee-pees, girls have hoo-hoos, but after the shrinkage, he probably felt like he had a hoo hoo
Bet he never does that again.
Wait OneVike,
I think that is one of my wifes’ relatives.
There are many youtube videos that are Flash. A conversation about flash support on the iPad is as emotional as a religious conversation. I’ve been told that the iPad is great the way it is, there isn’t enough flash out there and sites should be converting to HTML5, and I don’t really need it. Don’t ask for more because SJ gave exactly what we need and the iPad is the end all be all. I love the device, warts and all, but the Apple culture is another thing.
http://www.norcalblogs.com/gate/2011/01/ever-see-something-strange-and-wonder-how-it-happened.php
Another page from the same site.
“Ever See Something Strange and Wonder How It Happened?”
LMAO! Follow it through to the end!
The last picture was the last thing I expected. :-) It was good for laughing so hard I was snorting.
Please save your prayers for someone more needing,
I am an avowed Christian.
:-)
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