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Penis enlarger case in small-claims court
The Chronicle Herald Canada ^ | 1/8/11 | CP

Posted on 01/11/2011 11:30:21 AM PST by domeika

GRANBY, Que. (CP) — A Quebec man is demanding compensation for a penis enlarger he claims never worked, despite 500 hours of use.

The man has gone before a small-claims court, hoping for an award of $762 to recoup the cost of the device as well as moral and punitive damages.

He told a newspaper in Granby, Que., that he was initially drawn to the X4 Extender Deluxe Edition by an advertisement that promised results within several months.

The $262 device is sold by Montreal company HotGVibe.

A Quebec judge is expected to hand down a decision in the next six weeks.

The man told the Quebec newspaper he wanted to speak out about what he called a scam so that other men might be warned.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
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To: llevrok
"5oo times? That stretches beyond belief."

Actually - apparently - it did not. LOL!
81 posted on 01/12/2011 9:24:54 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: Deaf Smith

Stop NOW!

Before you have to change your screen name to Blind Smith!


82 posted on 01/19/2011 3:39:26 AM PST by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Titan Magroyne

Your Honor:

My client says the only thing stretched was his imagination.
He filed suit because the company has deep pockets.


83 posted on 01/19/2011 3:43:18 AM PST by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

And that is about the long and short of it!


84 posted on 01/19/2011 5:28:14 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: Titan Magroyne
When the disgruntled plantiff went to see his local hooker, as he removed pants she guffawed, "Who you gonna please with THAT thing?"

He relied, "Me."

85 posted on 01/19/2011 10:02:05 AM PST by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

LOLz


86 posted on 01/20/2011 6:15:52 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: Eaker; humblegunner

“A Quebec man is demanding compensation for a penis enlarger he claims never worked, despite 500 hours of use.”

I thought humble lived in Texas?


87 posted on 01/20/2011 6:20:12 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
“A Quebec man is demanding compensation for a penis enlarger he claims never worked, despite 500 hours of use.”

Wee wee...

88 posted on 01/20/2011 10:18:06 AM PST by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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