The MaggieCarta PDS Dictionary (The OTHER Word of the Day)

Various | 12/7/10 | You Know Who

[MaggieCarta]

Maybe you know her as the “PDS” Princess, the splenetic sister of snark, a loyal correspondent or perhaps a really fun time waster. Whatever you call her, DeMille can forget getting his close-up, because the FReeper known as MaggieCarta is ready for her zot, Mr. Robinson…

Ok, before I begin the Dictionary, I'd like to say, I've really enjoyed my time here on FR.

Best wishes, and a Merry Christmas and a Happy 2011 to all.

The dictionary begins below...

[MaggieCarta]

saraband: a stately court dance of the 17th and 18th centuries resembling the minuet and evolved from a quick Spanish dance of oriental origin.
Sarahband: verbal tap dancing employed to make Mrs Palin appear far more “Conservative” than she really is.

Serenity: the quality of being serene
Sarahnity: the quality of being seen

serephim: an order of angels
Sarah Fem: a mama grizzly

serotonin: a powerful vasoconstrictor found especially in the brain, the imbalance of which may contribute to addiction, obesity, insomnia, depression.
Sarahtonin: a yet-to-be identified neurotransmitter believed to cause otherwise sane individuals to abandon logic, ignore facts, and commit massive amounts of time and money promoting and idolizing Sarah Palin.

sarin gas: an extremely toxic chemical weapon used as a lethal nerve gas.
Sarah gasbags: extremely toxic individuals, many second rate writers pretending to be journalists by establishing their own Sarah blog.

[MaggieCarta]

I’m still here?

[rockrr]

No you’re not. You just think you are.

[MaggieCarta]

There’s a philosophical name for that...I’ think of it in a minute...

[Arthur McGowan]

Not zot-worthy.

[MaggieCarta]

solipsism, that’s it...

[Spitzensparkin1]

Taget is locked on Jim. Awaiting the word...

[Lakeshark]

Maggiecarta: Fictional name of an Illinois poster.
Magic carpet: Will help you get home......maybe.........

:-)

*Waves good night to Muffy*

[MaggieCarta]

Not zot-worthy.

Oh. :(

I guess I'll keep trying, then.

[MaggieCarta]

Good night, Mr Lakeshark. I miss you already.

[calcowgirl]

solipsism, that’s it...

A walking dictionary, you are! LOL

[Spitzensparkin1]

Just read the thread tags, nevermind.

[MaggieCarta]

Hey! Can you use one of my "Zot cards"? I really don't do photoshop. This was my favorite:

Zot you and the horse you rode in on. We got your little dog, too, Missy.

[FTJM]

lightenuppeople

Great keyword.

[calcowgirl]

I see the keywords are expanding: anignorantpost; atotalwastepost; dontfeedthetrollpost; zoticide;
(Personally, I liked these: humor; lightenuppeople)

To those who added them, might I direct them to a thread more to their liking:

EXCLUSIVE: Bristol Palin Responds to Kathy Griffin's 'Fat' Attack

[MaggieCarta]

solipsism: The idea that actually, only you exist.
Saraholipsism: The idea that Mrs Palin exists as a viable candidate for 2012.

[MaggieCarta]

lightenuppeople

Great keyword.

Thanks!

[MaggieCarta]

Oh, giggle, I hadn’t seen the keywords! I added lightenuppeople

[wolficatZ]

Sarahndipity ~ a propensity for making fortunate discoveries while looking for something unrelated.

[MaggieCarta]

Sarahndipity ~ a propensity for making fortunate discoveries while looking for something unrelated.

Good one! You interpret "PDS" as Palin Defender Syndrome. I have Palin Denial Syndrome.

Cheers!