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Does your wife ever give you the "why are you still breathing" look?

Posted on 11/27/2010 10:39:28 PM PST by Ancient Drive

I got one of them today... lol


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1 posted on 11/27/2010 10:39:32 PM PST by Ancient Drive
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2 posted on 11/27/2010 10:41:11 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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Nightmares now, for sure ... my eyes ... my eyes
3 posted on 11/27/2010 10:43:10 PM PST by jessduntno (TSA: "Because screwing you with your pants ON just wasn't enough.")
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Consider yourself lucky if this is a rare occurrence.


4 posted on 11/27/2010 10:43:18 PM PST by CommieCutter (A Centrist Democrat is now defined as: between Socialism and Communism.)
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5 posted on 11/27/2010 10:44:44 PM PST by Optimist (I think I'm beginning to see a pattern here.)
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To: Ancient Drive

For the BEST answer about what to do next, here’s a Christmas present that you should buy for yourself:

http://www.fireproofthemovie.com


6 posted on 11/27/2010 10:45:52 PM PST by RonDog
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“Is that all you’re going to do all day?”


7 posted on 11/27/2010 10:51:17 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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“why are you still breathing” look?

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I call it, the “Look of Death”.

I’m not married, but I’ve seen it.


8 posted on 11/27/2010 10:51:38 PM PST by ROTB (Sans Christian revival, we are government slaves, or nuked by China/Russia when we finally revolt.)
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9 posted on 11/27/2010 10:51:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Rollover tagline.)
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Well, after fifteen years of marriage, I’ve seen every sort of look a wife can give her husband, but not that one (knock on wood).

Probably shouldn’t try any new stunts and ruin my good luck streak, ya think?


10 posted on 11/27/2010 10:52:06 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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You must be new at the Marriage thing.

Just change the beneficiary on your life insurance and hide all your cash assets from her to get that look of glowing fondness back.


11 posted on 11/27/2010 10:53:15 PM PST by mmercier
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I used to upset my first wife by waking up.


12 posted on 11/27/2010 10:53:22 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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I’ve gotten the “are you sure that’s legal” look. Is that close enough?


13 posted on 11/27/2010 10:53:49 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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So, what did you do to deserve it, you brute? LOL


14 posted on 11/27/2010 10:53:54 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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I was minding my business at the coffee counter, filling my to go cup and thinking of the two hour drive to Mom's for Thanksgiving when my wife sidled up to me and said--your #$@*@#%* son is a smart ass. I already know this...he is fifteen and stupid, which is lucky for me. I chuckled. She asked why I chuckled. Without thinking I told her that as long as he is in trouble I can not be...I got one of those looks.
15 posted on 11/27/2010 10:56:29 PM PST by T bench ("God wills it." Urban II)
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What ad was that for? I can’t remember...

CA....


16 posted on 11/27/2010 11:06:16 PM PST by Chances Are (Seems I've found that silly grin again....)
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To: T bench

It can be traced back to woman’s suffrage, and then onto Women’s magazines, and then Commies at Teachers Colleges, and then abortion, and the pill, and then .... etc - I got to go, my girl friend is knocking on the door!
She’s Hot!


17 posted on 11/27/2010 11:10:18 PM PST by J Edgar
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18 posted on 11/27/2010 11:10:52 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Eliminate the hostile artillery.)
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I don’t know..


19 posted on 11/27/2010 11:11:39 PM PST by Ancient Drive (DRINK COFFEE! - Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy!)
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Count your blessings that it didn’t happen as you woke up and found her holding a mirror up to your mouth and nose.


20 posted on 11/27/2010 11:15:20 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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