[T bench]

I was minding my business at the coffee counter, filling my to go cup and thinking of the two hour drive to Mom's for Thanksgiving when my wife sidled up to me and said--your #$@*@#%* son is a smart ass. I already know this...he is fifteen and stupid, which is lucky for me. I chuckled. She asked why I chuckled. Without thinking I told her that as long as he is in trouble I can not be...I got one of those looks.

[J Edgar]

It can be traced back to woman’s suffrage, and then onto Women’s magazines, and then Commies at Teachers Colleges, and then abortion, and the pill, and then .... etc - I got to go, my girl friend is knocking on the door!
She’s Hot!