Did you only want the one watermellon?
1 posted on
11/09/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by
Teotwawki
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3 posted on
11/09/2010 10:36:42 AM PST by
smokingfrog
(Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.)
To: Teotwawki
5 posted on
11/09/2010 10:37:40 AM PST by
dfwgator
(Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
To: Teotwawki
This is going to be a good thread................
11 posted on
11/09/2010 10:41:57 AM PST by
day10
(Integrity has no need of rules.)
To: Teotwawki
typical nipple and dime operation...
12 posted on
11/09/2010 10:42:09 AM PST by
surfer
(To err is human, to really foul things up takes a Democrat, don't expect the GOP to have the answer!)
To: Teotwawki
This post is useless without pictures of the prep, I mean young lady in question.
13 posted on
11/09/2010 10:42:17 AM PST by
stockpirate
("......When the government fears the people you have liberty." Thomas Jefferson)
To: Teotwawki
Was she trying to tit the scales in the store’s favor?
14 posted on
11/09/2010 10:45:46 AM PST by
PalmettoMason
(It's easy being a menace to society when half the population is happy being sheep.)
To: Teotwawki
I`ve heard of a pound of flesh, but—really!!
To: Teotwawki
Large breasts have caused many men to lose much money.
16 posted on
11/09/2010 10:46:40 AM PST by
meadsjn
(Sarah 2012, or sooner)
To: Teotwawki
Must be the new s-excise tax
To: Teotwawki
When I was in my 20’s, I serviced equipment in the field. I had a client one time who had made repeated calls about a large high volume drum printer “dropping off-line.”
She was thin and of most ample (silicone) bosom. I had visited 2-3 times, had no clues and finally I said: “I’m just going to sit here for as long as it takes to see it fail.”
Hour or so later, a big job finished printing and she came over to get the printout. She leans way over the printer to reach the paper in the back. I looked at the printer after she left, sure enough, it was offline. Her right breast was the culprit.
I wondered at length how I was going to communicate this information. Finally, I decided to print something and I went and got her and ask her to get the printout for me. When she raised up, I said: “Is the printer online?”
She turned red and started laughing. She gave me a big old hug and kiss, so then we were both red faced and laughing.
20 posted on
11/09/2010 10:49:57 AM PST by
IamConservative
(Our collective common sense; the only thing a 1.5GPF toilet ever flushed on the first pull.)
To: Teotwawki
Do they charge by the pound?
21 posted on
11/09/2010 10:50:02 AM PST by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
To: Teotwawki
In the long run, the car is cheaper.
22 posted on
11/09/2010 10:51:01 AM PST by
Hodar
(Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
To: Teotwawki
They`re putting too much estrogen in the vegetables these days.
To: Teotwawki
You want paper, plastic or lace?
To: Teotwawki
Were these vegetables and fruits orgasmically grown?
To: Constitution Day
Two full servings of jubtabulousness please!
29 posted on
11/09/2010 10:59:04 AM PST by
Tijeras_Slim
(Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
To: Teotwawki
The price of carrots will rise this year.
To: Teotwawki
In the early 60’s...( can’t remember the year) during the hot NYC summer..there was a very, very, very well endowed secretary on Wall Street..who for several days caused near riots as she emerged from the subway each morning. There were thousands of men milling around the station. Made the front pages of all the tabloids..
34 posted on
11/09/2010 11:03:05 AM PST by
ken5050
(I don't need sex.....the government screws me every day..)
To: Teotwawki
Gardening is good for you.
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