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Shopper overcharged because store assistant's breasts were resting on the scales.
Daily Mail Online ^ | 11/9/10 | Gavin Allen

Posted on 11/09/2010 10:34:32 AM PST by Teotwawki

A supermarket customer was over-charged by around £5 while buying fruit and vegetables because the cashier's breasts were resting on the weighing scales.

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TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: breasts; napl
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Did you only want the one watermellon?
1 posted on 11/09/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by Teotwawki
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To: Teotwawki

Pictures?


2 posted on 11/09/2010 10:36:13 AM PST by Terry Mross
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To: Teotwawki

TTIUWP


3 posted on 11/09/2010 10:36:42 AM PST by smokingfrog (Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.)
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To: Terry Mross

This thread is useless without pictures.


4 posted on 11/09/2010 10:37:06 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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To: Teotwawki

Nice melons.


5 posted on 11/09/2010 10:37:40 AM PST by dfwgator (Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
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To: Terry Mross
Here are some boobies for you.


6 posted on 11/09/2010 10:38:43 AM PST by dfwgator (Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
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To: Terry Mross
This might be up to the task.
7 posted on 11/09/2010 10:39:26 AM PST by Notwithstanding
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Somehow I think you might regret that request. Besides, there are some Helen Thomas photos that might fulfill your requirement. ;-)


8 posted on 11/09/2010 10:40:07 AM PST by BunnySlippers (I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: All

Think “Lorna Morgan”....


9 posted on 11/09/2010 10:41:06 AM PST by Maverick68
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To: BunnySlippers

“Besides, there are some Helen Thomas photos that might fulfill your requirement. ;-)”

No thank you! Those pics could cure one of the more comical side-effects of Viagra.


10 posted on 11/09/2010 10:41:16 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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To: Teotwawki

This is going to be a good thread................


11 posted on 11/09/2010 10:41:57 AM PST by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
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To: Teotwawki

typical nipple and dime operation...


12 posted on 11/09/2010 10:42:09 AM PST by surfer (To err is human, to really foul things up takes a Democrat, don't expect the GOP to have the answer!)
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To: Teotwawki

This post is useless without pictures of the prep, I mean young lady in question.


13 posted on 11/09/2010 10:42:17 AM PST by stockpirate ("......When the government fears the people you have liberty." Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Teotwawki

Was she trying to tit the scales in the store’s favor?


14 posted on 11/09/2010 10:45:46 AM PST by PalmettoMason (It's easy being a menace to society when half the population is happy being sheep.)
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To: Teotwawki

I`ve heard of a pound of flesh, but—really!!


15 posted on 11/09/2010 10:46:23 AM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: Teotwawki

Large breasts have caused many men to lose much money.


16 posted on 11/09/2010 10:46:40 AM PST by meadsjn (Sarah 2012, or sooner)
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To: dfwgator
Here's some big knockers for ya!


17 posted on 11/09/2010 10:46:49 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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To: stockpirate
Alright, here's your hooter pictures.


18 posted on 11/09/2010 10:49:17 AM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: Teotwawki

Must be the new s-excise tax


19 posted on 11/09/2010 10:49:42 AM PST by bunkerhill7
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When I was in my 20’s, I serviced equipment in the field. I had a client one time who had made repeated calls about a large high volume drum printer “dropping off-line.”

She was thin and of most ample (silicone) bosom. I had visited 2-3 times, had no clues and finally I said: “I’m just going to sit here for as long as it takes to see it fail.”

Hour or so later, a big job finished printing and she came over to get the printout. She leans way over the printer to reach the paper in the back. I looked at the printer after she left, sure enough, it was offline. Her right breast was the culprit.

I wondered at length how I was going to communicate this information. Finally, I decided to print something and I went and got her and ask her to get the printout for me. When she raised up, I said: “Is the printer online?”

She turned red and started laughing. She gave me a big old hug and kiss, so then we were both red faced and laughing.


20 posted on 11/09/2010 10:49:57 AM PST by IamConservative (Our collective common sense; the only thing a 1.5GPF toilet ever flushed on the first pull.)
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