THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD

[Lucky9teen]

Mocked in Life. Mocked in Death.

See ya


What the …..?


No, not OK


Sorry for your loss, Loss


Yep, that’ll kill ya


Speaks for its self


I hope that’s not what killed her


I was sure he was still alive.


Do you know Jakshitz? He died..


It’s gotta be here somewhere


The poor Dumfart is dead




Is that what killed her?


Yummy


We know that!


Oh Yes


Not Anymore


So said the altar boy.




That’s why we bury ‘em


Death is the worst


Not anymore


Expired


At least they got a Proper burial


Dead Dead


Yes, zees ees trouble indeed


Ya Think ?


There was a wee man,
Who had a wee wife,
They had two wee children,
And a long wee life.


Nah, I’m more of a…..




and Out


Born a Loser, died a Loser.

[BenLurkin]

The Day It All Started

It was March 6, 1836... and on that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up
and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo. He then walked up to the observation post along the west wall of this fort.

William B.Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall.

These three great men stood there gazing at the hordes of Mexicans
moving steadily toward them.

With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said,

“Jim, are we having some landscaping done today...???”

[Liberty Valance]

"In the midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you."
---Deepak Chopra

"Nyak Nyak Kyak"
---Curley Howard

[jetson]

ping

[BenLurkin]

A newlywed couple, on a cruise liner, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started yelling at the desk clerk. “We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!”

[Liberty Valance]

Patty Murray in a meat dress. Best she's looked in years.

[Liberty Valance]

I just noticed that one ... ROFLMBO!!!

[verga]

Test with only 1 Question

This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

THE SITUATION: You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of Biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST: Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow they look familiar =85 you suddenly realize who they are. It’s Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take them under forever.

You have two options: You can save their lives, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the deaths of two of the world’s most powerful people NOW, Here’s the question; and please give an honest answer ...

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

[gimme1ibertee]

Top 50? :)

[hoagy62]

Dear God in Heaven! AAAAAHHHHH!
What has been seen cannot be unseen!!!! Curse you!!!

[Lucky9teen]

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[CougarGA7]

/rimshot

[Mr. Silverback]

I’m sending you my emergency room bill, you putz.

[Pride_of_the_Bluegrass]

I prefer Tiffany Graves...

[Monkey Face]

In, finally.

[Arrowhead1952]

Just in case you haven't seen this thread Michelle Obama casts her ballot early in Chicago during campaign swing (The boob belt is back!)

Here is a WIDE LOAD warning before you go there.

[llevrok]

Do you know why the famous French artist, Lautrec, committed suicide?

He was born Toulouse.

[Monkey Face]

That woman’s taste in clothing is all in her mouth. *gack*
And I’m not talking about the one with her butt to the camera!