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THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD
Posted on 10/15/2010 6:36:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Mocked in Life. Mocked in Death.

See ya

What the
..?

No, not OK

Sorry for your loss, Loss

Yep, thatll kill ya

Speaks for its self

I hope thats not what killed her

I was sure he was still alive.

Do you know Jakshitz? He died..

Its gotta be here somewhere

The poor Dumfart is dead


Is that what killed her?

Yummy

We know that!

Oh Yes

Not Anymore

So said the altar boy.


Thats why we bury em

Death is the worst

Not anymore

Expired

At least they got a Proper burial

Dead Dead

Yes, zees ees trouble indeed

Ya Think ?

There was a wee man,
Who had a wee wife,
They had two wee children,
And a long wee life.

Nah, Im more of a
..


and Out

Born a Loser, died a Loser.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: gravestone; ofst; silliness
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To: ShadowAce
21
posted on
10/15/2010 6:51:24 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
To: CJ Wolf
22
posted on
10/15/2010 6:54:04 AM PDT
by
TexasPatriot1
("Tyranny is defined as that which legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry" Jefferson)
To: Lucky9teen
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and the other hand
pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
buffalo with the shotgun,
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter:
“Want coffee.” The waiter says, “Whoa,
Tonto!
We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that
about, anyway?”
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
“Training for position in United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee,
shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of
day.”
To: Lucky9teen; Michael.SF.
To: Lucky9teen
25
posted on
10/15/2010 7:01:27 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
(Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.)
To: martin_fierro
26
posted on
10/15/2010 7:02:34 AM PDT
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: TexasPatriot1
You’re new. In Before the Ping,
27
posted on
10/15/2010 7:02:58 AM PDT
by
caseinpoint
(Don't get thickly involved in thin things.)
To: TexasPatriot1
28
posted on
10/15/2010 7:02:58 AM PDT
by
fml
To: Lucky9teen
To: Sax

How about some Frickles?
30
posted on
10/15/2010 7:07:22 AM PDT
by
red-dawg
(We have learned to stop terrorism on planes by ourselves, it's time to do that in D.C.)
To: caseinpoint
lol...beat me by a split second
31
posted on
10/15/2010 7:07:57 AM PDT
by
fml
To: TexasPatriot1
I was being silly!
In b4 the ping!
32
posted on
10/15/2010 7:10:07 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: caseinpoint; fml
I am new, that is correct. But I did notice that ya’ll posted the same answer at exactly the same time.
Do ya’ll get a prize or something?
Or should we expect a rip in the space time?
33
posted on
10/15/2010 7:10:42 AM PDT
by
TexasPatriot1
("Tyranny is defined as that which legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry" Jefferson)
To: CJ Wolf
Thanks dude. I was getting ready to change
into my Halloween pimp costume and IBTP.
Glad you stopped me. That would have been embarrassing.
34
posted on
10/15/2010 7:13:22 AM PDT
by
TexasPatriot1
("Tyranny is defined as that which legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry" Jefferson)
To: Lucky9teen; Shyla; girlscout


Happy Friday!!
35
posted on
10/15/2010 7:13:44 AM PDT
by
MissTed
(Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.)
To: Lucky9teen
CONFUCIUS SAY:
"A Lion will not betray his wife....
But a Tiger Wood."
36
posted on
10/15/2010 7:18:09 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
To: TexasPatriot1
Great minds think alike. ;o) Happy Friday!
37
posted on
10/15/2010 7:36:04 AM PDT
by
caseinpoint
(Don't get thickly involved in thin things.)
To: Lucky9teen
38
posted on
10/15/2010 7:44:18 AM PDT
by
The Chief
(Volunteer Fire Fighter since 1989, 20+ years!)
To: Lucky9teen
Yay, much needed silliness has arrived!
39
posted on
10/15/2010 7:47:41 AM PDT
by
CSM
(Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: Lucky9teen
40
posted on
10/15/2010 7:47:44 AM PDT
by
Tanniker Smith
(I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
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