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To: JoeProBono
Note to self, never ever keep the super glue anywhere near your eyedrops.
2 posted on
10/08/2010 11:48:11 AM PDT by
AU72
To: JoeProBono
Lesson. Never store your super glue in the same place as your eyedrops. Or else, look at bottle 1st.
3 posted on
10/08/2010 11:49:06 AM PDT by
dforest
To: JoeProBono
Isn’t there an expression ‘keep your eyes glued’?
To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows; JRios1968; EveningStar; Allegra; pax_et_bonum; martin_fierro; ...
6 posted on
10/08/2010 11:50:48 AM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Muslims are not the problem, the rest of the world is! /s)
To: JoeProBono
It is amazing to me how often we have to treat patients who somehow manage to get SuperGlue in their eyes.
Not red hot chili peppers, dirt clods or egg whites, but SuperGlue.
7 posted on
10/08/2010 11:51:09 AM PDT by
EyeGuy
To: JoeProBono
This happened to a woman in my husband’s carpool a few years back. Not the way to start your day.
FWIW, the doctors were able to remove the superglue and she suffered no longterm damage
To: JoeProBono
11 posted on
10/08/2010 11:52:38 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...Richard Frank DeCamp, 11/13/34-9/15/10, R.I.P.)
To: JoeProBono
My son did this but not with superglue. He put those breath drops into his eye. Ouch!
13 posted on
10/08/2010 11:55:21 AM PDT by
Siouxz
To: JoeProBono
Knew a guy in the AF that kept a Visine bottle full of vinegar in his pocket. He used it to adulterate his urine tests. A friend got ahold of it once, and YOWEEE!!!
17 posted on
10/08/2010 11:57:17 AM PDT by
gundog
(Why is it that useful idiots remain idiots long after they've exhausted their usefulness?)
To: JoeProBono
Reading glasses.
Never leave home without them and have a pair stashed in every room.
21 posted on
10/08/2010 11:59:24 AM PDT by
Califreak
(A man is defined by the nature of his enemies-Preach it Rush!)
To: JoeProBono
She just wanted to get some shuteye...
22 posted on
10/08/2010 11:59:58 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(What is the difference between 0bama and his dog, Bo? Bo has papers.)
To: JoeProBono
“I picked the wrong day to start using superglue”
To: JoeProBono
I hate it when that happens.
24 posted on
10/08/2010 12:00:16 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Texas Rangers - AL West Champions)
To: JoeProBono
Additional related advice:
Never take both a sleeping pill and a laxative before bed.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.26 posted on
10/08/2010 12:03:03 PM PDT by
The Comedian
("Progressive" is a code word for "Pending nitrogen cycle contributor")
To: JoeProBono
Now 1002 uses for super glue.
40 posted on
10/08/2010 12:23:55 PM PDT by
TexasPatriot1
(Annoy a lib, get a job.)
To: JoeProBono
I worked as an orderly during the 70s in a Home for the Aged.
Orderly’s tasks included checking the old fellows for empacked bowels.
The procedure involved a glove and some lubricant.
One day I saw an orderly, Joe, who was only a few years younger than our charges,
heading down the hall with a glove on one hand and an odd item in the other.
“Joe”, I asked, “what are you going to do with that?”
Joe in his thick German accent proclaimed, “Lubrication”.
Cracking up, I pointed out to him that the “lubrication” was actually Elmer’s Glue.
I only hope that the time I caught him was the first time he made the error.
42 posted on
10/08/2010 12:26:27 PM PDT by
kanawa
(Obama - "The only people who don't want to disclose the truth are people with something to hide.")
To: JoeProBono
A friend of mine’s Mother once squirted Rogaine in her nose thinking it was nasal spray. Had a mild heart attack.
43 posted on
10/08/2010 12:27:16 PM PDT by
albie
To: JoeProBono
I've often remarked at the similarity of packaging chosen by eye drops manufacturers and the makers of super glue. I thought it would only be a matter of time before stories like this started appearing.
Somehow, I don't think we'll read many stories about how poeple screwed up and used Visine instead of Krazy Glue.
54 posted on
10/08/2010 12:51:09 PM PDT by
Mobties
(Let the markets work! Reduce the government footprint!)
To: JoeProBono
Some time ago, an in-law used Brylcreem to brush his teeth.
Of course, he said it was to take care of his hair-lip....
56 posted on
10/08/2010 12:52:24 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(A liitle dab'll do ya')
To: JoeProBono
That darned little Visine bottle is almost exactly the shape of the super glue bottle. I “double take” on it every time I use it.
57 posted on
10/08/2010 12:59:55 PM PDT by
ThePatriotsFlag
(You are just jealous because the voices aren't talking to YOU!)
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