I can see the doctor as Hawkeye Pierce and the assistant is Radar....
But.... would Dr. Obamacare's insurance cover it?
Posted on 10/03/2010 11:51:25 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
CHARLIE'S WIFE, LUCY, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she showered.
BEFORE GETTING IN the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.
THE ER DOCTOR got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).
LUCy TRIED to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, __"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."__
THE DOCTOR REPLIED, __"Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just
________________________________________________ never saw one mounted and framed."__
ROTFLMAO!!!
Bada BOOM! *tsss*
I know another one but the admin moderator would have a hissy!
Take my mod, please!
At least Charlie doesn’t have to worry about leaving the seat up any more.
I can see the doctor as Hawkeye Pierce and the assistant is Radar....
But.... would Dr. Obamacare's insurance cover it?
This is so old.
It actually happened to a neighbor of ours over fifty years ago at Oxnard Beach.
Only in her case the doctor laughed so hard he fell into the bathtub, broke his leg and the rescue people really had their hands full!
Any photographic evidence of the deed? ;)
It seems that after making love, the woman's vagina went into a muscle spasms that wouldn't allow the gentleman to remove himself....they had to get to the side of the bed to call 911.
When EMT arrived they couldn't stop laughing as they tried to get both patients on the same gurney....The trip to the hospital made it more painful for both, but especially the guy and every time he moved the muscular contractions got tighter....rolling through the ER was again embarrassing as the staff, turned their backs and laughed....
When the doctor entered the room, more smirks and what to do for this rare situation....Finally gave them both a large IV push of Valium that released the muscles enough for them to be separated...
I had to look up that condition in one of the Medical books and it is a legit situation....
That was a BIG ouchy for both...
Oh, just dump a bucket of water on ‘em. Works with dogs.
that brought out a rotflmbo response from me....
Sort of like those Cialis or Viagra ads which caution “In case of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical attention.”
For whom? The Cialis user or his significant other?
Just wonderin’.
grandma was right when she told her boys not to (choke their chicken or they would go blind) the ads on TV prove that, LOL if you have vision problems see the doctor immediately..I am a bad girl for that remark, I know...
“Please, Mom.....only until I need glasses??”
LOL how strong do you want the glasses to be.....
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