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Deputies: Man says cocaine between his buttocks isn’t his
South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^
| October 1, 2010
| Barbara Hijek
Posted on 10/01/2010 6:38:07 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Raymond Stanley Roberts was pulled over Wednesday in a routine traffic stop for speeding. Approaching the Hyundai, deputies said they could smell a strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle, according to the report.
After writing a speeding ticket, a Manatee County Sheriff's deputy asked Roberts, 25, if he smoked marijuana and when had he done it last. Roberts replied that he smoked the night before and there was nothing in the car. He even told the two deputies to search the car, reports The Bradenton Herald.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: cocaine; crackncrack; napl
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This should be a fun thread.
To: ConservativeStatement
On crack or in crack: the result is all the same.
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posted on
10/01/2010 6:39:24 AM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
10/01/2010 6:39:40 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
<Insert Obligatory Crack Statement Here>
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posted on
10/01/2010 6:40:27 AM PDT
by
Gondring
(Paul Revere would have been flamed as a naysayer troll and told to go back to Boston.)
To: ConservativeStatement
I guess it belongs to Paris Hilton
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10/01/2010 6:40:27 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(The lesser of two evils is still evil.)
To: silverleaf
LOL!
Ahhh of course! The Hilton defense! Why didn’t I think of that?
To: ConservativeStatement
The buttocks-fairy strikes again!
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posted on
10/01/2010 6:42:28 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The battle lines are drawn: On one side, are Dems and Repubs. On the other, the Tea Party (us).)
To: ConservativeStatement
Words fail me.
(Laughter does not.)
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posted on
10/01/2010 6:42:54 AM PDT
by
hoagy62
(.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Bawney! Calling congressman Frank! Come get your property.
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posted on
10/01/2010 6:43:41 AM PDT
by
saganite
(What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
To: ConservativeStatement
Milli Vanilli, please pickup the white courtesy phone.
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posted on
10/01/2010 6:44:11 AM PDT
by
TSgt
(Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho - 44th and current President of the United States)
To: ConservativeStatement
I never imagined the day when the fruits of the crime would be nothing more than dingleberries.
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posted on
10/01/2010 6:44:13 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
How do you snort cocaine between your cheeks - suck in your gut?
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posted on
10/01/2010 6:45:00 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Obama, Pelosi and Reid - the Trio of Twits)
To: ConservativeStatement
“I have NO IDEA how that got there.”
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posted on
10/01/2010 6:46:37 AM PDT
by
coloradan
(The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Officer I have no idea how that cocaine got in my ass!
To: ConservativeStatement
Officer I have no idea how that cocaine got in my ass!
To: NMEwithin
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posted on
10/01/2010 6:48:15 AM PDT
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Huck
(Q: How can you tell a party is in the minority? A: They're complaining about the deficit.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: ConservativeStatement
Wow, he’s topped Obamao for audacious lying.
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posted on
10/01/2010 6:49:37 AM PDT
by
Carley
(For those who fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.)
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