Husband-killer meant to burn his penis

UPI ^ | 9/29/2010

[markomalley]

ADELAIDE, Australia, Sept. 29 (UPI) -- An Australian woman who burned her husband to death said she intended to burn only his genitals, prosecutors said.

The prosecution in Rajini Narayan's murder trial in South Australia's Supreme Court in Adelaide said Wednesday she made the claim to neighbors right after the fire, the Australian Broadcasting Corp. reported.

Prosecutors said Narayan set her husband, Satish, on fire at their home in December 2008 because she thought he was having an affair.

The defense said she came to believe that if she burned his penis he would stay with her, but she ended up throwing a container of gasoline and a candle on his back when he dismissed her threat.

He died from his burns three weeks later.

The defense told the jury Narayan's husband had physically and emotionally abused her for 20 years but she still loved him.

[FourPeas]

Maybe your tagline has a hint in it....

[VRWCmember]

but arson on your guy’s privates is probably not going to make him want to stay with you.

And even if it does, why would you want him to at that point anyway?

[rlmorel]

"...Once you start, it's hard to stop..."

Okay, I don't care who you are, that's funny...:)

[SnakeDoctor]

Fair enough ... though it likely works better as a foreign policy strategy than a relationship strategy.

SnakeDoc

[markomalley]

What a battle axe!

Versus

You, sir, have insulted battleaxes everywhere!

[Mr. Mojo]

The defense said she came to believe that if she burned his penis he would stay with her,

lol..uh huh. "Yes hon, now that you burned off my pecker I've come to realize that YOU are the only one for me."

[mikelets456]

“How’d she get the beans mixed up with the franks”?

[usmcobra]

If only women knew about tools.....

[illiac]

Get your hot dogs here!

[skeeter]

It seems to me that a smart man would not turn his back on a woman who’s threatening to burn his penis off ... but maybe I just don’t understand men.

Thats exactly what I'd do.

[madison10]

Then I guess it’s all okay then. *rolling eyes*

[greatplains]

Isn't that along the lines of cutting off one's nose to spite one's face?

If that's how you keep a man, you'd think it would have shown up in Cosmo by now.

[Corin Stormhands]

Gives a whole new meaning to “Come on baby, light my fire...”

[November 2010]

Crotchety response from the wife there. She’s a real firecracker, though. At least this response to adultery seems to cut across all cultural boundaries. She’s now a member of the international “Dismember Members Club,” chaired by Ms. Bobbit. Wonder if they’ll make a jacket . . .

[kalee]

Not a traditional Hindu wife, she forgot the suttee part of the funeral arrangements.

[Responsibility2nd]

Laz ol' buddy.

 

A fine young widow has just become available for "hitting it"

 

Just bring one of these....

 

[old3030]

Or, “When you’re hot, you’re hot.”

[JRios1968]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

[Slings and Arrows]

Oh. Well, that's all right, then.

[RegulatorCountry]

One has to wonder at how far we’ve descended into anti-male leftist groupthink to be yukking it up over a man burned to death, when only his genitals were the intended target.

Reverse the genders and see just how hilarious it is. Jealous husband “merely” seeks to burn his wife’s genitalia and ends up killing her.

A real laugh riot, that.