Never fart in a smart car.
I never feel better when you fart either.
;) Steve
This thread is gonna stink...
The Straight Dope was a funny column.
Toot!
She must be a grass eater.
Oh good grief....
Beans, beans
Good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart
The better you feel
Eat beans at every meal
Someday I’m going to have to make a deathbed confession to my wife that she never did do that loudly in her sleep.
Cant say if this will help “Lauren,” but I think its a good product. Hard drinking freepers should be excited by the reference to: “over-consumption of alcohol.”
http://www.vitacost.com/Source-Naturals-Daily-Essential-Enzymes
Its available in other places. Product information:
“Digestive Aid”
“As we age, hydrochloric acid and digestive enzyme secretion both decline; there is a natural need to replenish the body’s digestive enzymes. Add to that the many additional factors - poor eating habits, inadequate chewing, “eating on the run,” and over-consumption of alcohol - that contribute to digestive problems. Essential Enzymes™ is highly effective because it is a Bio-Aligned™ formula that contains a wide array of enzymes that break down proteins, fats, milk sugars, fiber, and carbohydrates in a wide pH range. It aids the body’s natural digestive process, maximizing the body’s utilization of the nutrients in the diet while decreasing digestive discomforts. Essential Enzymes™ is now available in convenient blister packs that can be used for meals outside the home. Each capsule contains 500 mg of an all-vegetarian, broad spectrum blend of digestive enzymes”
My daughter has a bad GI tract problem and this stuff helps.
This thread shows promise.
Is this out of “Ask the Imam”?
Dear whoever wrote this drivel letter: Find a freakin’ bathroom, close door, rip one, leave, wash hands and get back to work. What’s so fisking hard to figure out about this?
ABSOLUTELY! See here what happens when natural functions are shut down!
Who is the boss
http://www.jokesunlimited.com/jokes/who_is_the_boss.html
You might talk to your doctor about the problem. I read once about an elderly lady named Naomi Johnson who went to her doctor to address a problem with flatulance.
She explained to the Doc that she had a problem with uncontrollable flatulance. Once every two or three minutes, she’d pass gas and could not help herself. While the farts were totally silent, they were quite obnoxiously smelly, and when she was in a social setting with some of her other elderly friends, they’d frown and move away from her whenever she starting passing gas.
The poor woman pleaded with the doctor to help her with the problem, pointing out that she had passed gas four times even during the four or five minutes she was discussing the problem with the doctor, which, she allowed, he had to have noticed due to the smell, even though they were completely silent.
“Can you help me with this embarrassing problem, doctor”, she asked?
The doctor leaned forward and keyed his receptionist on the intercom. “Ms. Samson, could you check Dr. McGee’s appointment schedule to see if she has any time available this afternoon?”
The patient asked, “What specialty is this Dr. McGee who you think might be able to help me with my flatulance.”
“Oh, I think I can help you with that problem. Some of the meds I have you on can sometimes contribute to excessive gas, and there are some dietary adjustments that our dietician should be able to advise you on which might also help. Dr. McGee is our audiologies. Ms. Johnson, I think we need to get your hearing checked.”
Lauren, it depends on how LOUD they are when you let 'em go ....
I mostly just let them rip no matter where I am.
If I’m in mixed company, and I think they are going to stink, I simply announce that “I’m gassy” first and then get on with it.
No biggie.