[True Grit]

Never fart in a smart car.

[Salamander]

Or on a cop.

http://allweirdnews.com/man-farts-on-cops/

[deport]

Never fart in a smart car.

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Actually it may not be that bad in some of the newer versions of the Smart Car...

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/small_cars.html