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Lindsay Lohan just called me!
TSgt | 9/20/2010 | TSgt

Posted on 09/20/2010 1:59:04 PM PDT by TSgt

She said she needed a safe house. I told her she could stay in my basement if she could operate a microwave. Then the phone went dead...


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Warrant Issued for Lindsay Lohan's Arrest http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/09/20/warrant-issue-lindsay-lohans-arrest/
1 posted on 09/20/2010 1:59:08 PM PDT by TSgt
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Why do I think they are going to find this girl dead somewhere in the near future? I hope for her sake I am wrong.
2 posted on 09/20/2010 2:00:59 PM PDT by frogjerk (I believe in unicorns, fairies and pro-life Democrats.)
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With her drug habit I wouldn’t want my number on her phone.


3 posted on 09/20/2010 2:01:11 PM PDT by Average Al
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You've got to be kiddin' me! Again! LOL!

I wonder if they would also pickup Lady Gaga and throw them into the same cell. Gaga could keep Lohan entertained.

4 posted on 09/20/2010 2:01:36 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer ("Crimes Against Liberty" - David Limbaugh. See page 387)
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Let’s hope instead she gets the Robert Downy Jr. experience of a year in jail to clean up.


5 posted on 09/20/2010 2:02:39 PM PDT by mnehring
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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/09/20/warrant-issue-lindsay-lohans-arrest/

Says warrant issued but on hold until Friday hearing...


6 posted on 09/20/2010 2:03:40 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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Ha! And Paris got off this morning here in Vegas.

Can’t post the link but it’s at the LVRJ


7 posted on 09/20/2010 2:04:38 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Moderates manipulate, extremest use violence, but the goal is the same.)
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There are still some parents in this world that shell out thousands-upon-thousands, and fight tooth-and-nail for their kid to be a child-star. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy’s kid.

SnakeDoc


8 posted on 09/20/2010 2:05:26 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much." -- John Wayne)
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Oh, that was you she was calling? Sorry, I took the phone away from her because I thought she was trying to make another deal.


9 posted on 09/20/2010 2:06:15 PM PDT by dangus
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Teach her to use a microwave before she calls someone!


10 posted on 09/20/2010 2:08:24 PM PDT by TSgt (And the war came.)
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Agreed!


11 posted on 09/20/2010 2:09:01 PM PDT by TSgt (And the war came.)
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She wanted to use it to dry her nails. I figure I shouldn’t tell her it’s unplugged.


12 posted on 09/20/2010 2:09:30 PM PDT by dangus
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Oh’ okay sorry!

I have a torch she could use to dry her nails?


13 posted on 09/20/2010 2:10:11 PM PDT by TSgt (And the war came.)
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Oh, geez... I hope that doesn’t scar... She just tried to call you on the electric iron.


14 posted on 09/20/2010 2:13:36 PM PDT by dangus
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Paris looked very nice at her cocaine trial today. Lindsey..take notice!

15 posted on 09/20/2010 2:13:48 PM PDT by y6162
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She said she needed a safe house. I told her she could stay in my basement if she could operate a microwave. Then the phone went dead...

Well, you blew it. Which is good news for me.

Hey, Lindsay. You can stay over at my place. Make sure to bring your bikinis.

16 posted on 09/20/2010 2:13:55 PM PDT by lowbridge (Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
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Thank God for speed dial... it wasn’t very hot.


17 posted on 09/20/2010 2:14:56 PM PDT by dangus
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All that coke is making her nose melt.


18 posted on 09/20/2010 2:15:44 PM PDT by dangus
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This is hugh. Hugh and series!
19 posted on 09/20/2010 2:16:30 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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I thought this would be a Harry Reid article...


20 posted on 09/20/2010 2:17:12 PM PDT by mrsmith
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