[lowbridge]

She said she needed a safe house. I told her she could stay in my basement if she could operate a microwave. Then the phone went dead...

Well, you blew it. Which is good news for me.

Hey, Lindsay. You can stay over at my place. Make sure to bring your bikinis.

[RandallFlagg]

I’ll arm wrestle ya for her.

Hey, Lindsay! I can cook up some awesome Italian food for ya.
Ya look like you could use some.