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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
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| 9/11/10 (MeccaTime)
| Joe 6-Pack
Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
Roverand Terry Bones
The Koran in more peaceful times...
Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”
At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.
The attack begins... 
Roverand Bones presses the attack...
Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.
Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
09/10/2010 4:39:55 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: LongElegantLegs; JoeProBono
3
posted on
09/10/2010 4:40:19 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
It’s good that the dog can’t be identified behind the shades.
4
posted on
09/10/2010 4:42:59 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: Joe 6-pack
To: Joe 6-pack
That’s hilarious. The Persian rug is a clever touch.
Hey, my dog likes to poop in the ivy, too.
6
posted on
09/10/2010 4:45:04 PM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(Rev 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord)
To: Joe 6-pack
LOL! Your posts are always a joy to see.
7
posted on
09/10/2010 4:45:12 PM PDT
by
Vor Lady
(Empty space looking for a tagline to fill the void.)
To: Joe 6-pack
8
posted on
09/10/2010 4:45:14 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(u)
To: Joe 6-pack
9
posted on
09/10/2010 4:46:03 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Mormons, believing they cannot be deceived; nye impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: Joe 6-pack
10
posted on
09/10/2010 4:46:48 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Joe 6-pack
GOOD BOY!!!!!!!
Barry o’Bama - BAD BOY!!!!!
To: Joe 6-pack
According to the AP, a fatwa has just been issued for the beheading of Roverand Bones.
12
posted on
09/10/2010 4:48:37 PM PDT
by
twhitak
To: MHGinTN
I’m not sure which one of us had more fun doing this :-)
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posted on
09/10/2010 4:48:52 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: twhitak
"According to the AP, a fatwa has just been issued for the beheading of Roverand Bones."" We're ready for it :D
14
posted on
09/10/2010 4:49:44 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
Wow. Koran defiled with bacon, defiled by an “unclean” animal, then destroyed. Color me impressed.
To: Joe 6-pack
"da bacon added a nice touch"
16
posted on
09/10/2010 4:50:22 PM PDT
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Boogieman
"Wow. Koran defiled with bacon, defiled by an “unclean” animal, then destroyed. Color me impressed." The president said it would be wrong to burn them.
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posted on
09/10/2010 4:51:07 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
The mother of all insult......a slice of hog meat on the Koran.
To: Joe 6-pack
You should get an NEA grant. Beautiful and poetic!
19
posted on
09/10/2010 4:53:18 PM PDT
by
optiguy
(Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.----- Ronald Reagan)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
09/10/2010 4:53:22 PM PDT
by
dagogo redux
(A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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