SWAMPSNIPER'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE II

self | Sept. 09, 2010 | swampsniper

[cripplecreek]

I thought I was going to get a cavity search!

Not without dinner and a doughnut you won't.

[PGalt]

Things have just gone way too far.

Yes, and thanks for the first-hand report 'SNIPER.

[mountn man]

There’s something about putting “first hand report” and a thread with “cavity search” together, that makes me squeamish.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Have him give you a full body cavity search. You’ll get a thrill at your age;^)

[PGalt]

LOL! I hadn’t thought of that. Only SWAMPSNIPER knows!

Thanks for the LOL! mountn man (a good way to end the night).

/FR

[Kimmers]

Good Grief.........second hand snuff can be dangerous (sarc).......so glad the government is actively saving us from ourselves....

What really ticks me off is this rent a cop treated you like a child.....typical government employee.....elected or hired......

[November 2010]

Was he wearing mirrored sunglasses? And how do they search something as small as a cavity? A cavity is smaller than the tooth it is in.

[manc]

I’ve had nearly the same problem at the tax place in JAX,
these security guys think they’re swat sometimes.

this country is going nuts right now.
judge says don’t ask is unconstitutional
Govt bans drilling off AK which is illegal
president say don’t burn a koran but says build a mosque 1st amendment.

It;s frigging nuts and yet we still have so many ignorant fools who vote for the rats.

[libertarian27]

"This is a federal building, can't have any snuff in your mouth".

Fed Buildings are snuff-free environments now? Next time bring in an e-cig "It's a pen"

[ConservaTexan]

I’ve broken that one without knowing. The only signs I’ve seen say “No Smoking.” The sad thing is most of “We The Sheeple” believe nanny knows best.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Every time I have to go to a government building, from the county up, I leave the house expecting trouble, I know they're going to rattle my cage. It never fails!

Don't you ever dare point out any mistake they make or even look one of them in the eye, they want you whimpering!

[GeronL]

Sounds like you must be a real danger to society, lol.

[shibumi]

Next time I’m in St Augustine, I’ll meet you at the Legion downtown, by the Lion’s Bridge.

Then we can go together to the office. I have some “business” to do with the Feds anyway.

It’ll be fun!

[smokingfrog]

I would get together with my buds and we all head on over there with a big ol’ chaw just to mess with him.

[Ammo Republic 15]

Aw man, a snuff dipper!

I like you dude!

[Responsibility2nd]

After about 15 minutes I told him “I’ll be right back, I’m going out to the trash can to get rid of some snuff”.

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OK now wait a minute. It’s been 20 years since I dipped snuff. But I do know you can’t go no 15 minutes without...

1. spitting.
2. swallowing.

So. Which is it that ya did?

)Forget it. I don’t wanna know.)

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Yeah, my oxygen bottle could have been a bomb! He didn't check that LOL!

If I was intent on taking him out, along with the whole damned place, he would never have the first damned advance clue.

This foolishness might make the sheeple rest easier but it's all a great big joke!

[GeronL]

yep.

Those oxygen tanks are like bombs from what I heard. :P

[Boiling point]

Your building, your employee. Remind him at every opportunity.