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Student Sues School After Zapping Nipples in Shop
The Fox Nation ^ | Aug 31, 2010 | Staff

Posted on 08/31/2010 6:53:19 PM PDT by driftdiver

A New Hampshire high school student shocked so severely in shop class that his heart stopped beating is suing his teacher, the school district and the city of Dover.

Kyle Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not warn Dubois and other students of the dangers of the electrical demonstration cords in their electrical trades class.

On March 11, Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord.

Dubois was critically injured.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: darwinawards; dover; laweyrs; nipples; school; shop; student; sues; unngh; zapping
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I'd love to be the judge on this one.
1 posted on 08/31/2010 6:53:24 PM PDT by driftdiver
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To: driftdiver

I would settle for being on the jury.


2 posted on 08/31/2010 6:56:04 PM PDT by marktwain
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To: driftdiver

They are probably looking for a juicy *settlement* of a few tens of thousands of dollars.


3 posted on 08/31/2010 6:57:09 PM PDT by marktwain
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To: driftdiver

Shocking but please keep me abreast of the situation..:>)


4 posted on 08/31/2010 6:57:39 PM PDT by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: driftdiver

So the kid thought sending 120 volts across his chest would result in what? This is like suing becaue you didn’t know a band saw was sharp.


5 posted on 08/31/2010 6:59:45 PM PDT by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: marktwain

I’m lawsuit shy... think that’s not generally the way things should be settled. That being said, if the teacher actually set up and condoned that experiment I think at the very least the same should be performed on his nether regions.
Given the overwhelming lack of detail in the story it’s hard to tell though.


6 posted on 08/31/2010 7:00:49 PM PDT by Gordon Greene (www.fracturedrepublic.com - I have a theory about how Darwin evolved... more soon.)
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To: driftdiver

Try here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2581126/posts


7 posted on 08/31/2010 7:01:01 PM PDT by muawiyah
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To: driftdiver

Now come on. Stupid is as stupid does. Everyone knows that you don’t attach one lead to one nipple and the other lead to the other nipple... You attach the first lead to one side of the nipple and the other lead across from it on the SAME nipple. That way the juice just flows across the nipple and not all the way through the chest and across the heart. Bunch of dummies!


8 posted on 08/31/2010 7:01:34 PM PDT by Syntyr (Happiness is two at low eight!)
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Yeh...Judge could order him to put his finger in a light socket

IN FRONT OF A HUGE AUDIENCE

When the kid refuses, he goes to jail for 30 days for contempt.

9 posted on 08/31/2010 7:02:51 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (What)
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To: Gordon Greene

I read it as the teacher didn’t stop them. Probably wasn’t paying attention.


10 posted on 08/31/2010 7:03:50 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: muawiyah

Oh thats funny. I did a search before posting but didn’t find my own thread, perhaps because it wasn’t posted yet.

Nice try


11 posted on 08/31/2010 7:05:09 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: driftdiver

Too bad, he almost won the Darwin award for the year by going t!ts up. Fortunately, it seems likely that he’ll try again, hopefully before he gets around to procreating.


12 posted on 08/31/2010 7:06:36 PM PDT by trapped_in_LA
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To: driftdiver

Makes more sense that way. If it was just a warning about electricity they were looking for their parents should have the crap sued out of them for negligence and the teacher should get his job back.


13 posted on 08/31/2010 7:06:46 PM PDT by Gordon Greene (www.fracturedrepublic.com - I have a theory about how Darwin evolved... more soon.)
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To: driftdiver

WARNING: Electricity can kill you. Be careful.


14 posted on 08/31/2010 7:06:55 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ( VIVA la SB 1070!)
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what are electrical demonstration cords any way? Does it have a plug for a 110 receptacle and a clamp on each lead off the plug? If these numnuts did not know better then hooking them up to something then they should not be playing with electrical gadgets.
15 posted on 08/31/2010 7:07:23 PM PDT by guitarplayer1953 (Rebellion to Tyrants is Obedience to GOD! Thomas Jefferson)
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To: driftdiver

Rather than suing, he should be thanking G-d he is still alive.


16 posted on 08/31/2010 7:07:41 PM PDT by doc1019 (Martyrdom is a great thing, until it is your turn.)
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To: Gordon Greene

If it was like my shop class the teacher was constantly running around trying to keep kids from killing themselves.

From girls with long hair around the buffing wheel to guys using the arc welder on the electrical box powering their arc welder.


17 posted on 08/31/2010 7:08:38 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: driftdiver
Reminds me of a poster in a shop where I worked that stated beware long hair and it had a picture of a guy who got his long hair caught up in the spindle of a end mill. It tore half his scalp off.
18 posted on 08/31/2010 7:16:07 PM PDT by guitarplayer1953 (Rebellion to Tyrants is Obedience to GOD! Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Gordon Greene

“Kyle Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not warn Dubois and other students of the dangers of the electrical demonstration cords. . . “

It’s a failure to warn lawsuit. Not a “the teacher condoned” lawsuit. This kind of lawsuit is why every tool manual starts with 16 pages of warnings. Someone does something stupid with a tool. A lawyer brings a failure to warn lawsuit, the company adds another page to their warnings.


19 posted on 08/31/2010 7:16:19 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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It’s hard to predict stupidity... it’s what keeps lawyers in business. GG


20 posted on 08/31/2010 7:26:59 PM PDT by Gordon Greene (www.fracturedrepublic.com - I have a theory about how Darwin evolved... more soon.)
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