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[Lucky9teen]

Do You Suffer from Some of These Top 10 Signs of a Clueless American Voter?

10. You think Goldman Sachs is a department store, and AIG is just the text-message abbreviation for "all is good."

9. You're still checking the mail for your portion of that government stimulus plan.

8. You're not sure if Independence Day is the same holiday as the Fourth of July.

7. You can recite all the words to your favorite rock group's songs, but you don't know what's really in the First Amendment freedom of religion clause.

6. You can name every American Idol or Superbowl winner, but not the 2nd, 3rd and 16th Presidents of the United States (clue - these are really famous guys).

5. You don't realize that smoking is no longer regarded as one of your many valid choices as an American.

4. You struggle for an answer when someone asks you what state Washington, D.C. is in.

3. You think an illegal alien is someone who came in on a UFO that the government denies ever existed.

2. You believe it's politically incorrect and intolerant to use the phrase "extreme Islamic terrorism" to describe extreme Islamic terrorism.

1. And the Number One Sign: You lost your job, your house has been foreclosed and your 401K plan is gone, but you still vote for politicians 'cause you recognize their name or they look good and talk nice.

Results:
-If you suffer from three or less of these signs: Congrats! You're pretty well-informed, but could still do better.
-If you suffer from four to six of these signs: Go back to school - oh wait, they don't teach this stuff any more.
-If you suffer from seven or more of these signs: Get a clue!

"According to a poll, only 24 percent of Americans strongly approve of the job President Obama is doing. In fact, you know where President Obama was when he got these poll numbers. He was on Air Force One. As soon as he got the numbers, he cursed out the voters, grabbed a few beers, and slid down the slide. 'I'm outta here!'" —Jay Leno


"In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd." —Jay Leno


"The New Orleans Saints visited the White House yesterday. That's an interesting switch, people from New Orleans visiting a disaster area." —Jay Leno


President Obama announced this month that he created 70,000 new jobs. The bad news is, they are all vacation planners for him and his family." —Jay Leno

[Cyber Ninja]

Plate number is altered, the frame was not...

[Monkey Face]

Geez...what an ugly broad!!

[ErnBatavia]

Also top 20....maybe.

[BenLurkin]

[MissTed]

Someone say it's Friday??

[Cyber Ninja]

ping

[red-dawg]

[Dacula]

“It’s Friday”

[wyokostur]

The voter turnout here in Wyoming was good.

[BenLurkin]

[MissTed]

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OOps!!

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[Mr. Silverback]

That’s elephant’s going to get an STD.

[Arrowhead1952]

Check out this video. It is about 8:30 long, but very funny.

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River rafting with the Baptists
http://jeannerobertson.com/VideoBaptist.htm

[TexasCajun]

Check this out.

THE GREAT RENEGER

[a fool in paradise]

FReeperamerican Top 40!

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banana boogers!!!