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To: frankenMonkey
Hi frankenMonkey
You sure are pretty funny
I like your haikus
To: frankenMonkey
3 posted on
08/15/2010 8:17:38 AM PDT by
Berlin_Freeper
(Chump Obama promised "Change" and we got chump change.)
To: frankenMonkey
Twenty-seven hours,
Nice vacation at the beach.
Can’t get TOTUS wet!
To: frankenMonkey
How fun!!!
I wish I had a talent for this, but I don’t.
The best I can do is:
“Paper hangers with the hives,
Now can Shave with Carving knives
Burma-Shave”
I know. I know. But I thought it would lighten up the day.
Again I say, I love Haikus, but I have no talent for it.
Please forgive any digression on my part. It shows my no talent.
I am looking forward to reading real Haikus.
Thank you.
To: frankenMonkey
Constitution risk -
Liberals seeking TP.
Freepers stay awake.
8 posted on
08/15/2010 8:28:55 AM PDT by
Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
To: frankenMonkey
I like to eat cheese
And a moose bit my sister
Boy, is this series?
To: frankenMonkey
10 posted on
08/15/2010 8:30:19 AM PDT by
Girlene
(obama has the stink)
To: frankenMonkey
I have to get dressed
And then I will go to church
but return later.
11 posted on
08/15/2010 8:33:23 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
("Large realities dwarf and overshadow the tiny human figures reacting to them.")
To: frankenMonkey; Jarhead_22; Sir Gawain
I remember this.
Here’s a 2001 post.
It’s still in my links.
Jarhead_22
Wrote the funniest haiku.
Check it out FReepers.
But write new ones here.
Haiku is fun with FReepers
Best of all will win.
Osama Bin Laden Haiku Contest (2001) - Never Forget
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2570989/posts
“Crosshairs gently touch
below the tattered towel.
New crimson flower.” -Jarhead_22
To: frankenMonkey
To: frankenMonkey
To: frankenMonkey
Fresh outrage each day
Skippy doesn’t even care
November second
19 posted on
08/15/2010 8:54:24 AM PDT by
Tigerized
(pursuingliberty.com)
To: frankenMonkey
Kitty Haiku is an unappreciated art form:
Grace personified,
I leap into the window,
I meant to do that.
23 posted on
08/15/2010 9:12:23 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: frankenMonkey
islamo-marsixts
killing our constitution
they can go to hell.
24 posted on
08/15/2010 9:15:50 AM PDT by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: frankenMonkey
Hot as freakin' Hell
I think I'm going insane
Get me outta here!
25 posted on
08/15/2010 9:16:19 AM PDT by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: frankenMonkey
Democrats on run
from obama’s speech on mosque
November looks good
27 posted on
08/15/2010 9:17:12 AM PDT by
Girlene
(obama has the stink)
To: shibumi; humblegunner; Eaker; TheOldLady; 50mm; Salamander; Markos33
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
28 posted on
08/15/2010 9:19:15 AM PDT by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: frankenMonkey
A man ****s a cow
Freepers comment wittily...
Mod speaketh: “No thanks”
32 posted on
08/15/2010 9:23:27 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: frankenMonkey
The alarm clock rang
A quick breakfast on the run
Eighteen holes of golf
38 posted on
08/15/2010 9:48:08 AM PDT by
upsdriver
(ret.)
To: frankenMonkey
Gulf photo op done.
Oval Office work no fun.
Martha’s Vineyard waits.
45 posted on
08/15/2010 10:00:29 AM PDT by
RightField
(A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.)
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