Posted on 08/15/2010 8:13:35 AM PDT by frankenMonkey
First, five syllables
Then followed by seven more
And ending with five.
Sunday morning post
Freepers may not be amused
Must drink more coffee.
Founding fathers claim
"Natural Born Citizen"
The pretender laughs.
Three thousand perished.
The shadow muslim exalts
Mosque at Ground Zero.
Sarah tweets insight
Cockroaches cower in fear
The storm is coming.
Angry little man
Harry Reid slithers like snake.
Nevada wake up.
In Colorado
Dan Maes defeats McInnis.
Denver Post prevails.
Tancredo declares,
I alone shall be your king.
Hickenlooper wins.
Up in Wasilla
Levi Johnston runs for mayor.
Put a sock on it.
Al Gore needs massage
Too much warming in his pants.
Tipper ran away.
Hillary asks Bill
Do these pants make me look fat?
Don't smoke that cigar.
Gay judge dips his schtick
Where nature says it shan't go.
Drama Queens unite!
Michelle reigns in Spain
Aunt Esther reincarnate
Let them eat, crackers.
Angels try their luck
Eternal Dunking Machine
Welcome to Hell, Ted.
George and Laura Bush
Greet our troops returning home
Mission Accomplished.
Moderator claims
"Too much silliness for me"
Zot, this post may be.
Exclamation Points!
Where have they all been taken?
Exclamation points!
Marx, Lenin, Castro
Pretenders until “the One”
Fascism arrives
Mr Lippman frowns.
Elaine’s editing is lame.
Seinfeld reference.
Stolen, yes, stolen!
By the one who is furry!
Pimping takes many!
Gulf photo op done.
Oval Office work no fun.
Martha’s Vineyard waits.
Real life beckons me.
I must leave from this forum.
Tebow plays tonight!
(Excerpt) read more at...
lookatmydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Jimmie Boy
The Admin has exposed your fraud
Jimmie Boy
Pimp, pimp, I’m an imp
Blog, Blog, I’m a dirty dog
Troll, troll, news I stole...
-our pimp friend ;)
LOL
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
-the pimp
Michelle swims in gulf
Surviving sea life dies now
Bathe first, swim later
How many haikus
Have I done about this pimp?
I should prolly stop...
Excellent!
Radicals in charge,
Constitution is attacked.
Know what you believe.
Here he comes again!
He loves to spew his bs
Ignorant NS.
You know what that’s about... :)
Second amendment,
Reset button for this land.
Hope we don’t need it!
Good one! lol
Jim’s day goes this way:
*pimp* *pimp* *pimp* *pimp* *pimp* *pimp* *pimp*
From his mom’s basement
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