"But she forgot about my ole John Deere"
"But officer, I'm just trying to drive back to Vegas, for my Charles Manson impersonator act."
But I guess walking was out of the question.
Mowing while drunk?.....
I just think that getting a DUI for being on a lawnmower, bicycle or other slow moving device is kind of over the top.
If you must ticket for that, I realize it’s still a hazard, it should be some lesser violation. Reckless operation perhaps?
Anyone who wants to tell me that the potential for damage and destruction by a drunk driver on a lawnmower is the same for that of a drunk driver in an automobile, I’m listening. I could use the entertainment.
How can you arrest someone for driving a lawn mower without a license when a driver’s license isn’t required to use a lawn mower? (In the country I’ve seen farmers who lost their licenses driving around on tractors.)
What a copycat! George Jones invented the “riding lawn mower liquor run” decades ago. :-)
So now he loses his right to mow his lawn....for life.
Judge: "What led you to believe the subject was intoxicated, officer?"
Officer: "It was them glossy eyes of hissen, yore honor."
Sounds like something from a bad movie.
Probably starring Burt Reynolds, Johnny Paycheck and George Jones.
Anybody driving a riding mower down that stretch of road would have to be drunk. LOL Maybe he thought he was on the yellow brick road and was going to see the Wizard of OS {pronounced OZ a local nick name for Oliver Springs} LOL... h well he’s a guest at the Riverside Motel in Clinton now LOL.
You might be a redneck.
I guess their system of justice there is nothing more than a revolving blade.