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Cue the Vince Gill music in the background...

"But she forgot about my ole John Deere"

1 posted on 08/10/2010 11:44:57 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae
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Check out his photo on the link.

"But officer, I'm just trying to drive back to Vegas, for my Charles Manson impersonator act."

2 posted on 08/10/2010 11:46:49 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-Free zones are playgrounds for felons)
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A lawn tractor ain't much faster than walking.

But I guess walking was out of the question.

3 posted on 08/10/2010 11:49:04 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (The man who speaks to you of sacrifice, speaks of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master.)
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Mowing while drunk?.....


4 posted on 08/10/2010 11:49:33 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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I just think that getting a DUI for being on a lawnmower, bicycle or other slow moving device is kind of over the top.

If you must ticket for that, I realize it’s still a hazard, it should be some lesser violation. Reckless operation perhaps?

Anyone who wants to tell me that the potential for damage and destruction by a drunk driver on a lawnmower is the same for that of a drunk driver in an automobile, I’m listening. I could use the entertainment.


6 posted on 08/10/2010 11:53:00 AM PDT by brownsfan (The average American: Uninformed, and unconcerned.)
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How can you arrest someone for driving a lawn mower without a license when a driver’s license isn’t required to use a lawn mower? (In the country I’ve seen farmers who lost their licenses driving around on tractors.)


16 posted on 08/10/2010 12:19:56 PM PDT by Dem Guard (The + IRS = Theirs)
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What a copycat! George Jones invented the “riding lawn mower liquor run” decades ago. :-)


32 posted on 08/10/2010 12:57:21 PM PDT by rhoda_penmark
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So now he loses his right to mow his lawn....for life.


35 posted on 08/10/2010 1:06:16 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (''I don't regret setting bombs,I feel we didn't do enough.'' ->Bill Ayers,Hussein's mentor,9/11/01)
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...red glossy eyes...

Judge: "What led you to believe the subject was intoxicated, officer?"

Officer: "It was them glossy eyes of hissen, yore honor."

Sounds like something from a bad movie.

Probably starring Burt Reynolds, Johnny Paycheck and George Jones.

36 posted on 08/10/2010 1:06:54 PM PDT by OldSmaj (I am an avowed enemy of islam and Obama is a damned fool and traitor. Questions?)
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Anybody driving a riding mower down that stretch of road would have to be drunk. LOL Maybe he thought he was on the yellow brick road and was going to see the Wizard of OS {pronounced OZ a local nick name for Oliver Springs} LOL... h well he’s a guest at the Riverside Motel in Clinton now LOL.


41 posted on 08/10/2010 1:24:44 PM PDT by cva66snipe (Two Choices left for U.S. One Nation Under GOD or One Nation Under Judgment? Which one say ye?)
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You might be a redneck.


49 posted on 08/10/2010 2:38:51 PM PDT by bmwcyle (It is Satan's fault)
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I guess their system of justice there is nothing more than a revolving blade.


51 posted on 08/10/2010 2:52:33 PM PDT by Erasmus (Personal goal: Have a bigger carbon footprint than Tony Robbins.)
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