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B'klyn teacher fakes stair fall to avoid review
NYP ^ | August 3, 2010 | YOAV GONEN

Posted on 08/04/2010 2:23:23 AM PDT by Daffynition

Maybe she should have just called in sick.

An untenured Brooklyn high-school teacher catapulted herself down a school stairwell in a wacky attempt to avoid a classroom observation by her supervisor, a probe obtained by The Post shows.

Staffers at the HS for Innovation in Advertising and Media told investigators that first-year teacher Ilene Feldman was so petrified about a scheduled classroom observation -- coming in the wake of a poor performance review -- that she staged a clumsy pratfall in a stairwell rather than risk getting a second negative rating.

Untenured teachers can be canned out of hand if they are rated unsatisfactory after any of their first three years on the job.

Administrators at the Canarsie school -- suspicious of Feldman's injury because it coincided with a classroom-observation meeting -- handed security-camera footage to school investigators after concluding that Feldman purposely fell down the stairs.

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1 posted on 08/04/2010 2:23:27 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

You can’t evaluate me, I injure myself.

You can’t accuse me of fraud, I lawyer up.

You can’t fire me, I quit.


2 posted on 08/04/2010 3:03:59 AM PDT by Mere Survival (The time to fight was yesterday but now will have to do.)
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To: Mere Survival
You can’t fire me, I quit.

You can't quit. You're fired.

3 posted on 08/04/2010 4:00:18 AM PDT by lowbridge (Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
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To: Daffynition

She was pretending to teach; they were pretending to learn. Why shouldn’t she pretend to fall?


4 posted on 08/04/2010 4:17:58 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
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To: Daffynition
At least she wasn't banging the head of the football team.....or the cheerleader squad...you just never know now a days...
5 posted on 08/04/2010 4:28:38 AM PDT by rightwingextremist1776
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To: Mere Survival
I can imagine the trial...


6 posted on 08/04/2010 4:50:55 AM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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To: rightwingextremist1776
Perhaps her *luck* would have been better.


7 posted on 08/04/2010 4:54:07 AM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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To: Daffynition

I’m picturing Principal Skinner doing all he can to avoid a review by Superintendent Chalmers.


8 posted on 08/04/2010 4:55:01 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (A woman is like an artichoke; you have to do a bit of work to get to her heart ~Insp. Clouseau)
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To: muir_redwoods

DING-DING-DING! We have a winner!

Brilliant! ;)


9 posted on 08/04/2010 4:56:52 AM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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To: Daffynition
From the title. For a second I thought this happened on Kronos...
10 posted on 08/04/2010 5:18:27 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (Northern flags in South winds flutter...)
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To: Daffynition

ROFL..... Sounds like she needs to reconsider her career options.


11 posted on 08/04/2010 5:19:08 AM PDT by GenXteacher (He that hath no stomach for this fight, let him depart!)
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To: Daffynition

I attended Canarsie High School back in the 70’s when it was a very good school. These days it serves mostly minority and Russian students and the facility looks in terrible shape. I’ve heard the nearby stores actually close up during the time the students are let out.


12 posted on 08/04/2010 5:44:04 AM PDT by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: Larry Lucido
Check. ;)


13 posted on 08/04/2010 6:55:05 AM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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To: GenXteacher
She will be grateful ...eventually.


14 posted on 08/04/2010 6:59:19 AM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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To: Daffynition

HS for innovation etc....in advertising....etc
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Redundant question, I realize, but whatever happened to Readin, Ritin, and Rithmetic?


15 posted on 08/04/2010 7:31:22 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98 ) FIRE ALL INCUMBENTS)
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To: Daffynition

Whats the story behind that clip? :-)


16 posted on 08/04/2010 11:55:28 AM PDT by lowbridge (Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
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To: lowbridge
Hi Lowbie!

I'm not sure. Just a silly gif, found on izismile.com ... no info or helpful tag to share with you. ;(


17 posted on 08/05/2010 2:51:16 AM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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