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Bear gets into home, eats and grabs stuffed bear
Associated Press ^
| July 28, 2010
Posted on 07/28/2010 12:28:29 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
LACONIA, N.H. (AP) -- A black bear walked into a New Hampshire house through an open door, ate two pears and a bunch of grapes, took a drink from the family fishbowl and grabbed a stuffed bear on its way out the door.
Mary Beth Parkinson said the bear apparently took advantage of the open outside door to get into her kitchen Tuesday in Laconia, about 20 miles north of Concord.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bear; home; napl; stuffed
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To: Free ThinkerNY
A bear carrying a stuffed bear would be a cool sight
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posted on
07/28/2010 12:31:15 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
To: Free ThinkerNY
grabbed a stuffed bear on its way out the door. Did he also grab a pack of smokes for after?
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posted on
07/28/2010 12:31:35 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(Even Hitler had Government run health care, but at least he got the Olympics for Germany)
To: GeronL
Is it as dangerous as a bear holding a shark?
To: Free ThinkerNY
This photo provided by Ben Story shows a bear inside Story's car early morning on Friday, July 23, 2010, in Larkspur, Colo. Story said the bear got into his empty car, honked the horn and sent it rolling into a thicket with the bear inside. Ben Story said he and his family were asleep in their Larkspur home, 30 miles south of Denver, during the joyride early Friday. The teen said the bear got into the car through an unlocked door and knocked the shifter into neutral, which sent it rolling backward 125 feet. Story thinks the door slammed shut when the car jolted to a stop, trapping the bear inside. The bear trashed the inside of the car. Sheriff's deputies released the bear using a rope to open the door.
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posted on
07/28/2010 12:42:54 PM PDT
by
Berlin_Freeper
(posted a total of 1,459 threads and 8,556 replies.)
To: Berlin_Freeper
Looks like he smoked cigarillo, too.
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posted on
07/28/2010 12:45:59 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Obama to BP: "Did you plug the hole, Daddy?")
To: Berlin_Freeper
Saw the video clip on FoxNews...
The bear got into the car seeking a PB&J sandwich left on the backseat....
AND.....
Once trapped inside...
.... decided to consume most of the upholstery for dessert.
/thread hijack = OFF
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posted on
07/28/2010 12:45:59 PM PDT
by
Wings-n-Wind
(The main things are the plain things!)
To: Wings-n-Wind
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posted on
07/28/2010 12:47:38 PM PDT
by
Berlin_Freeper
(posted a total of 1,459 threads and 8,556 replies.)
To: Impy; stephenjohnbanker; SunkenCiv; TigersEye
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posted on
07/28/2010 12:48:02 PM PDT
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
(Want stimulus? Look to Harding, JFK, and Reagan. Tax cuts work. FAnnie/FReddie hurt.)
To: Arthur Wildfire! March
Sounds like this bear got a hold of a copy of Little Red Riding Hood and decided it was time for reparations.
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posted on
07/28/2010 1:03:25 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
To: Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono
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posted on
07/28/2010 1:04:43 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: TigersEye
I saw a bear near my house a few weeks ago. It went through my back yard. A timid critter.
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posted on
07/28/2010 1:14:35 PM PDT
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
(Want stimulus? Look to Harding, JFK, and Reagan. Tax cuts work. FAnnie/FReddie hurt.)
To: GeronL
Hey Hey Booo Boooo..
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posted on
07/28/2010 1:35:57 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard)
To: NormsRevenge
Lol! He had his snack and needed a friend to take a nap with....Awwww...
To: Arthur Wildfire! March
Fire retardant won’t even slow him down. :’) His spoor is going to be a little weird for a while.
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posted on
07/28/2010 5:00:02 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
![](http://jonathanmurray.com/images/jack%20and%20bear.jpg)
This is why every home should have a guardian kitteh.
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posted on
07/28/2010 8:42:41 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
A black bear walked into a New Hampshire house through an open door
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Reminds me of a joke. A black bear walked into a bar....
He banged on the bar with his paw and demanded a beer.
The bartender approached and said, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana.”
The bear, becoming angry, once again demanded a beer.
The bartender again told him, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana.”
The bear, very angry now, said, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”
The bartender once again said, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings Montana.”
The bear went to the end of the bar and, as he had promised, ate the woman. He came back to his seat, and again demanded a beer.
The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana, that are on drugs.”
The bear said, “ I’m not on drugs.”
The bartender said, “Yes you are. That was a bar bitch you ate.”
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posted on
07/28/2010 8:46:00 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
To: Responsibility2nd
Peeeeeeeeeee-ew! That was a stinker!
Well done.
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posted on
07/28/2010 9:48:16 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
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posted on
07/29/2010 2:18:21 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: SunkenCiv; Ernest_at_the_Beach; TigersEye
Algore will feature this to use this to demonstrate how global warming is driving bears insane. “The heat affects their second chakras.”
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posted on
07/29/2010 3:46:58 AM PDT
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
(Want stimulus? Look to Harding, JFK, and Reagan. Tax cuts work. FAnnie/FReddie hurt.)
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