Bear gets into home, eats and grabs stuffed bear

Associated Press ^ | July 28, 2010

[Free ThinkerNY]

LACONIA, N.H. (AP) -- A black bear walked into a New Hampshire house through an open door, ate two pears and a bunch of grapes, took a drink from the family fishbowl and grabbed a stuffed bear on its way out the door.

Mary Beth Parkinson said the bear apparently took advantage of the open outside door to get into her kitchen Tuesday in Laconia, about 20 miles north of Concord.

[GeronL]

A bear carrying a stuffed bear would be a cool sight

[Michael.SF.]

grabbed a stuffed bear on its way out the door.

Did he also grab a pack of smokes for after?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Is it as dangerous as a bear holding a shark?

[Berlin_Freeper]

This photo provided by Ben Story shows a bear inside Story's car early morning on Friday, July 23, 2010, in Larkspur, Colo. Story said the bear got into his empty car, honked the horn and sent it rolling into a thicket with the bear inside. Ben Story said he and his family were asleep in their Larkspur home, 30 miles south of Denver, during the joyride early Friday. The teen said the bear got into the car through an unlocked door and knocked the shifter into neutral, which sent it rolling backward 125 feet. Story thinks the door slammed shut when the car jolted to a stop, trapping the bear inside. The bear trashed the inside of the car. Sheriff's deputies released the bear using a rope to open the door.

[Palladin]

Looks like he smoked cigarillo, too.

[Wings-n-Wind]

Saw the video clip on FoxNews...

The bear got into the car seeking a PB&J sandwich left on the backseat....

AND.....

Once trapped inside...
.... decided to consume most of the upholstery for dessert.

/thread hijack = OFF

[Berlin_Freeper]

1 dead, 2 injured in bear attack at MT campground

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

((.))

[TigersEye]

Sounds like this bear got a hold of a copy of Little Red Riding Hood and decided it was time for reparations.

[a fool in paradise]

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I saw a bear near my house a few weeks ago. It went through my back yard. A timid critter.

[NormsRevenge]

Hey Hey Booo Boooo..

[Amberdawn]

Lol! He had his snack and needed a friend to take a nap with....Awwww...

[SunkenCiv]

Fire retardant won’t even slow him down. :’) His spoor is going to be a little weird for a while.

[Slings and Arrows]

This is why every home should have a guardian kitteh.

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[Responsibility2nd]

A black bear walked into a New Hampshire house through an open door

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Reminds me of a joke. A black bear walked into a bar....

He banged on the bar with his paw and demanded a beer.

The bartender approached and said, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana.”

The bear, becoming angry, once again demanded a beer.

The bartender again told him, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana.”

The bear, very angry now, said, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”

The bartender once again said, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings Montana.”

The bear went to the end of the bar and, as he had promised, ate the woman. He came back to his seat, and again demanded a beer.

The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana, that are on drugs.”

The bear said, “ I’m not on drugs.”

The bartender said, “Yes you are. That was a bar bitch you ate.”

[Slings and Arrows]

Peeeeeeeeeee-ew! That was a stinker!

Well done.

[Daffynition]

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Algore will feature this to use this to demonstrate how global warming is driving bears insane. “The heat affects their second chakras.”