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Horned Man Arrested in Oklahoma
MyFoxDFW ^ | Thursday, 15 Jul 2010 | Alice Wolke

Posted on 07/15/2010 11:16:16 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Lots of people have tattoos. Lots of people have piercings. Not very many people have both, plus horns implanted on their foreheads, though.

But Jesse Thornhill does. Tulsa police arrested the 28-year-old man Wednesday after he allegedly tried to run over his landlord with his minivan.

Fortunately, the landlord was not hurt because she managed to dodge the 1996 Ford Windstar.

Thornhill was arrested and later bonded out of jail.


TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: horns; napl; piercings; tatoos; tulsa; unnngh
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To: nickcarraway

He has the tattoos, piercings plus horns implanted on his forehead and that is the face he makes for a mugshot?


21 posted on 07/15/2010 11:40:51 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: nickcarraway
Anyone care to guess at his sexual orientation? Straight, gay, sheep, amphibians, lunchmeat?

Anyone care to bet on what his private parts look like, based on what his head looks like?

Be right back, gotta run out for eye bleach.

22 posted on 07/15/2010 11:42:29 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: shibumi

Geez, that cat-man is a piece of work and a half.


23 posted on 07/15/2010 11:44:09 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: nickcarraway
Cuckold me?! Making the beast with two backs?
24 posted on 07/15/2010 11:44:36 PM PDT by jobim
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To: nickcarraway

Cheers!

25 posted on 07/15/2010 11:46:29 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: dayglored

uh it could be similar to a female


26 posted on 07/15/2010 11:51:35 PM PDT by ransomnote
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To: nickcarraway

I imagine it’s already terrifying to have someone try to run you down with a car. Catching sight of the driver would just make this more traumatic; she should sue.


27 posted on 07/15/2010 11:52:52 PM PDT by ransomnote
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To: nickcarraway

You know how they always dress the perp up for their court date in a suit and tie, clean shaven? Picture this guy in Armani....


28 posted on 07/15/2010 11:53:46 PM PDT by ransomnote
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To: dayglored; scott7278
Like I said. Amateur.


29 posted on 07/15/2010 11:56:02 PM PDT by shibumi ((Only for the humor impaired))
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To: nickcarraway

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0714101horns1.html


30 posted on 07/15/2010 11:58:54 PM PDT by A. Morgan
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To: shibumi

‘Attention whore’ ping.

[Probable mental monologue: “Look at me! Look at me! HEY! LOOK at ME! Whatta -you- lookin’ at, you conformist jerk?!?”]

Pitiful.


31 posted on 07/16/2010 12:01:25 AM PDT by Salamander (If I'm too rough, tell me.......I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands......)
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To: shibumi

I
can’t
even
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32 posted on 07/16/2010 12:04:29 AM PDT by MestaMachine (De inimico non loquaris sed cogites- Don't wish ill for your enemy; plan it)
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To: MestaMachine

That’s funny.

I saw someone a lot like that in the middle of your personal page just now.


33 posted on 07/16/2010 12:08:26 AM PDT by shibumi ((Only for the humor impaired))
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To: abigailsmybaby
I always thought he drove a Gremlin.


34 posted on 07/16/2010 12:10:43 AM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Now, now; must not judge by appearance...


35 posted on 07/16/2010 12:11:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: shibumi

Yeah, but HE can’t help it. It’s natural. These guys did this on purpose.


36 posted on 07/16/2010 12:12:49 AM PDT by MestaMachine (De inimico non loquaris sed cogites- Don't wish ill for your enemy; plan it)
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To: nickcarraway; Right Brother

“Satan drives a minivan?”

Yup, and out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqYBGcv41M8


37 posted on 07/16/2010 12:15:33 AM PDT by Canedawg (...still not digging this tyranny thing.)
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To: abigailsmybaby

No doubt.


38 posted on 07/16/2010 12:16:18 AM PDT by Califreak (A man is defined by the nature of his enemies-Preach it Rush!)
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To: MestaMachine; Salamander
Look! They come in matched sets.


39 posted on 07/16/2010 12:16:45 AM PDT by shibumi ((Only for the humor impaired))
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To: abigailsmybaby
Lucifer drives a ‘96 Ford Windstar mini van. Wonder what he hauls around in the back end of it?

Charcoal, matches, lighter fluid, pitchfork, you know, the usual.

40 posted on 07/16/2010 12:17:44 AM PDT by TigersEye (Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
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