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Police sort out story of New Jersey car crash - SUV crashes during sex but reported as carjacking
AP via Houston Chronicle ^ | July 15, 2010 | no byline

Posted on 07/15/2010 1:43:38 PM PDT by a fool in paradise

Authorities say a New Jersey woman told them she was carjacked to cover up the fact that her car crashed because she was having sex...

Police say she later admitted she picked up a man and let him drive, and the car crashed into a tree while they were engaged in a sex act. Officers say the car had been set on fire.

...She has refused to identify the man.

(Excerpt) Read more at chron.com ...


TOPICS: Hobbies; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: evenlazwouldnthitit; guilty; lazwouldhitit; napl; newjersey; suv; suvaccident
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1 posted on 07/15/2010 1:43:41 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
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To: Slings and Arrows

Guilty.

2 posted on 07/15/2010 1:45:06 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: a fool in paradise

The article describes the woman in question as 5’4”, 300 lbs.


3 posted on 07/15/2010 1:45:06 PM PDT by wideawake
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To: a fool in paradise

And here I thought Nav systems and texting were distracting drivers.


4 posted on 07/15/2010 1:45:24 PM PDT by Tarpon (Obama-Speak ... the fusion of sophistry and Newspeak. It's not a gift, it's just lies.)
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To: a fool in paradise

..the air bag went off and she is having him surgically removed from...


5 posted on 07/15/2010 1:47:13 PM PDT by RantEng (Middle aged and cynical, heading towards old and crotchety)
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To: a fool in paradise

Coming and going don’t mix....


6 posted on 07/15/2010 1:47:24 PM PDT by Snickersnee (Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?)
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To: Tarpon

DWI - Driving While Inserted


7 posted on 07/15/2010 1:47:48 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: a fool in paradise
Guilty? That is industrial strength GUILTY. Stevie wonder wouldn't hit that after 10 beers.
8 posted on 07/15/2010 1:47:57 PM PDT by JPG (Mr. Gore, or is it Mr. Stone or Mr. Woody? Whatever, you're under arrest.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Obamavoter.


9 posted on 07/15/2010 1:51:12 PM PDT by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: a fool in paradise
SUV crashes during sex but reported as carjacking

I have when SUV's have sex in public. They should get a garage.

-PJ

10 posted on 07/15/2010 1:51:28 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
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To: a fool in paradise; dbwz

Can’t be native New Jersey..they didn’t blame the SUV


11 posted on 07/15/2010 1:56:43 PM PDT by jughandle (Don't bite your friends.)
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To: a fool in paradise; Political Junkie Too
Well, something was being jacked, but apparently it wasn't the car.
12 posted on 07/15/2010 1:57:15 PM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: a fool in paradise
She has refused to identify the man.

She was just so damn grateful he would have sex with her.

Letting him wreck her SUV and set it on fire was the decent thing to do.

13 posted on 07/15/2010 1:57:23 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: a fool in paradise

Oh my. This image is just TMI.


14 posted on 07/15/2010 1:59:07 PM PDT by hoe_cake ( Society of the Descendents of the Signers of the Constitution)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
...She has refused to identify the man.

You're safe, Laz.


15 posted on 07/15/2010 2:15:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: a fool in paradise

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!!!

(I don’t care what the charge is.... MY EYES!!!)


16 posted on 07/15/2010 2:15:56 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Always refer to the Libs' new group as"ONE NATION, UNDER G-D!" That'll drive 'em nuts!)
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17 posted on 07/15/2010 2:17:15 PM PDT by nesnah
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To: Responsibility2nd

LOL!


18 posted on 07/15/2010 2:19:08 PM PDT by 21twelve ( UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES MY ARSE: "..now begin the work of remaking America."-Obama, 1/20/09)
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To: Political Junkie Too

LOL!
Very good!


19 posted on 07/15/2010 2:19:48 PM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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To: a fool in paradise

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/yoy.wav


20 posted on 07/15/2010 2:26:30 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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