Clinton to Perform Weiner Wedding

NY Times ^ | July 9, 2010 | unknown

[Young Werther]

Bill Clinton is not giving away his daughter Chelsea’s hand in marriage for another three weeks. But he is going to get a little practice at the altar on Saturday, when he officiates at the wedding of Representative Anthony D. Weiner and Huma Abedin, a longtime aide to Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The ceremony will be at Oheka Castle in Huntington, N.Y., in the early evening.

[Josh Painter]

“Anthony, do you promise to love, dishonor and cheat on this woman?”

“I do.”

“I now pronounce you horndog and wife.”

- JP

[Josh Painter]

“Anthony, do you promise to love, dishonor and cheat on this woman?”

“I do.”

“I now pronounce you horndog and wife.”

- JP

[SunkenCiv]

officiates at the wedding of Representative Anthony D. Weiner and Huma Abedin

Should be Chuck Barris officiating. Thanks Young Werther.

[cranked]

Hilarious that Weiner simply disappeared off the radar screen after lambasting Beck and others for using ‘rip-off’ Goldline commercials........

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Will it be a Ménage à trois or a Ménage à quad later?

[volunbeer]

“AT least her first name isn’t Imma...”

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I think Huma Weiner is unfortunate enough!

[chris_bdba]

My exact thoughts!

[SunkenCiv]

[Grunthor]

“Clinton to Perform Weiner Wedding”

I cried. I laughed so hard, I cried. I may have even broke a rib. It took me a full minute to catch my breathe. I am still wiping tears from my eyes.

Headline of the week.

[Young Werther]

Obamacare will not provide you with services. I know this cause you're ribbing me!

Save the tears for the welding when two cum one!

[K-oneTexas]

I was wondering what Bubba ‘Slick Willie’ Clinton has been doing since he left office. Guess he got his Masters of Divinity from that mail-order university and is now empowered by the State of New York to marry people.

Guess that part of his non -profit racket, er ministry.

[Constitution Day]

LOL!

[Hothouse Flower]

You hit the nail on the head. And why is Bill Clinton performing the ceremony? To bring much more press attention to this wedding than it would normally merit.

[ken5050]

Doesn’t Glen Beck have a weiner website...

[Slings and Arrows]

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[Eaker]

Huma Abedin, an Indian/Pakistani goddess from Kalamazoo, Michigan.

Has anyone else gotten a good look at this huge honkered carbuncle?

[justiceseeker93]

I have never heard of a Jew marrying a Muslim before, at least not in the US. Besides that incompatibility, I believe that Huma is quite a bit taller than little Anthony.

And Clinton performing the ceremony? It symbolizes that the whole thing is morally bankrupt!!! It also symbolizes that the only thing in common they share is their loyalty to the Clintons and to the left.

Would Huma be subject to fatwa for marrying a Jew?

[Clintonfatigued]

I thought for certain that there was a punch line to this title.

[rmlew]

The beards picked an excellent location.

[rmlew]

I laughed so hard at the title that my beard itches.
A Christian ex-President will perform the civil ceremony for a Jew and Muslim. How will Wiener’s constituents take it? And am I the only person who is thinking a mayoral run in 2013?