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Clinton to Perform Weiner Wedding
NY Times ^ | July 9, 2010 | unknown

Posted on 07/10/2010 7:27:02 AM PDT by Young Werther

Bill Clinton is not giving away his daughter Chelsea’s hand in marriage for another three weeks. But he is going to get a little practice at the altar on Saturday, when he officiates at the wedding of Representative Anthony D. Weiner and Huma Abedin, a longtime aide to Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The ceremony will be at Oheka Castle in Huntington, N.Y., in the early evening.

(Excerpt) Read more at nytimes.com ...


TOPICS: Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: clintonlegacy; clintonweiner; napl; officiate; weinerwedding
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The Bachelor party will be a weiner roast with Clinton providing the weiner. I would advise Rep Weiner and Huma Abedin to ignore Clinton when he intones "Kneel Before Me"! Notheing good will come of that!
1 posted on 07/10/2010 7:27:05 AM PDT by Young Werther
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To: Young Werther

The bride and groom are kneelers.


2 posted on 07/10/2010 7:29:07 AM PDT by Carley (For those who fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.)
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To: Carley

A double beard situation!


3 posted on 07/10/2010 7:30:12 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Young Werther

what, no rabbi and imam jointly officiating?
No Hillary as best man?

I bet Huma can’t wait to take Mr. Weiner home to meet the relatives...


4 posted on 07/10/2010 7:30:41 AM PDT by silverleaf (Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.)
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To: Young Werther

If Oscar Mayer married Barney “Ball Park” Franks — now that would be a wiener wedding, and legal in about a dozen states.

But seriously — I did not think Huma was the type.


5 posted on 07/10/2010 7:31:22 AM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
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To: Young Werther

Married by slick Willie? Sheesh. Does he get the first boink?


6 posted on 07/10/2010 7:32:12 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Young Werther
He kept saying "Do you promise to love on her and Oh Boy!"...
7 posted on 07/10/2010 7:32:26 AM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: Young Werther

I thought Barney and Lindsey were getting married for a second there.


8 posted on 07/10/2010 7:32:49 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Young Werther
A weener being married by a dick.

Seems appropriate.

9 posted on 07/10/2010 7:34:16 AM PDT by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
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To: Young Werther

Will Bill be officiating this wedding dressed as General Zod?


10 posted on 07/10/2010 7:34:17 AM PDT by nhoward14 (I'm starting The 595 Club... A discount from 700)
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To: silverleaf
Hmmm ~ a predicament.

This Weiner guy is no winner in any case.

11 posted on 07/10/2010 7:34:30 AM PDT by muawiyah
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To: Young Werther

Liberace and Rock Hudson were married too (not to each other.)


12 posted on 07/10/2010 7:35:32 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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A Jew and a Muslim married by Bubba Cracker Clinton. What could go wrong?


13 posted on 07/10/2010 7:36:42 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Eccl. 10:18 -)
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To: Young Werther

Her married name is going to be Huma Weiner!


14 posted on 07/10/2010 7:36:47 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: Young Werther

15 posted on 07/10/2010 7:37:35 AM PDT by kaylar (It's MARTIAL law. Not marshal(l) or marital! This has been a spelling PSA. PS Secede not succeed)
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To: Young Werther
By all means, don your blue coat and attend.

BTW, Question: Under the laws of New York State, what gives Billy the right to perform wedding ceremonies? Is he ordained somewhere? Is he a judge?

Just who does this Klownton guy think he is, Al Sharpton? Is this really a "Double Beard Operation," ala Governor (please God, not again) Jerry Brown and Swede-Mex chanteuse Linda Ronstadt ... both gayer than Christmas in Haiti? Will Weiner kneel on the carpet? So many questions, so little time.

Where is the National Enquirer when I need them?

16 posted on 07/10/2010 7:37:59 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (No more bitchinmoanin from the Right. Program, Plan, Leaders, Courage)
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To: La Lydia
Huma Weiner!

Honi soit qui mal y pense, Lydia.


17 posted on 07/10/2010 7:39:47 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (No more bitchinmoanin from the Right. Program, Plan, Leaders, Courage)
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To: Young Werther

So Slick Clinton will “perform”...shouldn’t be too hard.


18 posted on 07/10/2010 7:41:16 AM PDT by eleni121 (But now, he that has a moneybag take it; without a sword let him sell his garment, and buy one.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

What? What? I didn’t think anything mal, Kenny. I was just saying....


19 posted on 07/10/2010 7:42:04 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: La Lydia

.................or Hum A Weiner.


20 posted on 07/10/2010 7:44:38 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (Barry...above his poi grade.)
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