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The Bachelor party will be a weiner roast with Clinton providing the weiner. I would advise Rep Weiner and Huma Abedin to ignore Clinton when he intones "Kneel Before Me"! Notheing good will come of that!
1 posted on 07/10/2010 7:27:05 AM PDT by Young Werther
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To: Young Werther

The bride and groom are kneelers.


2 posted on 07/10/2010 7:29:07 AM PDT by Carley (For those who fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.)
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To: Young Werther

what, no rabbi and imam jointly officiating?
No Hillary as best man?

I bet Huma can’t wait to take Mr. Weiner home to meet the relatives...


4 posted on 07/10/2010 7:30:41 AM PDT by silverleaf (Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.)
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If Oscar Mayer married Barney “Ball Park” Franks — now that would be a wiener wedding, and legal in about a dozen states.

But seriously — I did not think Huma was the type.


5 posted on 07/10/2010 7:31:22 AM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
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Married by slick Willie? Sheesh. Does he get the first boink?


6 posted on 07/10/2010 7:32:12 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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He kept saying "Do you promise to love on her and Oh Boy!"...
7 posted on 07/10/2010 7:32:26 AM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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I thought Barney and Lindsey were getting married for a second there.


8 posted on 07/10/2010 7:32:49 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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A weener being married by a dick.

Seems appropriate.

9 posted on 07/10/2010 7:34:16 AM PDT by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
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Will Bill be officiating this wedding dressed as General Zod?


10 posted on 07/10/2010 7:34:17 AM PDT by nhoward14 (I'm starting The 595 Club... A discount from 700)
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Liberace and Rock Hudson were married too (not to each other.)


12 posted on 07/10/2010 7:35:32 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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A Jew and a Muslim married by Bubba Cracker Clinton. What could go wrong?


13 posted on 07/10/2010 7:36:42 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Eccl. 10:18 -)
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Her married name is going to be Huma Weiner!


14 posted on 07/10/2010 7:36:47 AM PDT by La Lydia
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15 posted on 07/10/2010 7:37:35 AM PDT by kaylar (It's MARTIAL law. Not marshal(l) or marital! This has been a spelling PSA. PS Secede not succeed)
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By all means, don your blue coat and attend.

BTW, Question: Under the laws of New York State, what gives Billy the right to perform wedding ceremonies? Is he ordained somewhere? Is he a judge?

Just who does this Klownton guy think he is, Al Sharpton? Is this really a "Double Beard Operation," ala Governor (please God, not again) Jerry Brown and Swede-Mex chanteuse Linda Ronstadt ... both gayer than Christmas in Haiti? Will Weiner kneel on the carpet? So many questions, so little time.

Where is the National Enquirer when I need them?

16 posted on 07/10/2010 7:37:59 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (No more bitchinmoanin from the Right. Program, Plan, Leaders, Courage)
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So Slick Clinton will “perform”...shouldn’t be too hard.


18 posted on 07/10/2010 7:41:16 AM PDT by eleni121 (But now, he that has a moneybag take it; without a sword let him sell his garment, and buy one.)
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Wonder how many bridesmaids Bill plans to bag at the reception?


21 posted on 07/10/2010 7:45:10 AM PDT by fatnotlazy
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Hillary is seen here practicing for the upcoming Weiner nuptuals by scarfing a NY “Street Weenie” using the “Lewinsky Method” popularized by her husband and that woman with whom he did not have sex.


24 posted on 07/10/2010 7:53:38 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (The upcoming election is the most important in our lifetimes!!!)
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Question (and excuse my ignorance)... what authority does Clintoon have to perform a wedding?


25 posted on 07/10/2010 7:53:47 AM PDT by TheBattman (They exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature...)
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Bunch of gays read this and got really excited for a few minutes....


27 posted on 07/10/2010 7:57:49 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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After reading the above comments, I could think of nothing further to say. But thanks to all of you. You left me smiling.


29 posted on 07/10/2010 8:00:28 AM PDT by Malesherbes (Sauve qui peut)
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What is Monica Lewinsky getting married?


30 posted on 07/10/2010 8:02:05 AM PDT by nikos1121 (Praying for minus 24 today....at least minus 23...)
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