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Report: Man in Manatee jail used rubber band to tie drugs to his genitals.
bradenton.com ^
| 07/07/2010
Posted on 07/07/2010 3:06:35 PM PDT by devane617
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he should use superglue. It always works when you get arrested and want to take drugs into jail
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posted on
07/07/2010 3:06:38 PM PDT
by
devane617
To: devane617
I prefer the staple gun method.
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posted on
07/07/2010 3:10:32 PM PDT
by
donhunt
(I used to have a US senator who lived in a compound. He's dead now.)
To: devane617
Dang those cheap rubber bands.
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posted on
07/07/2010 3:11:53 PM PDT
by
La Lydia
To: devane617
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posted on
07/07/2010 3:14:26 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: devane617
To: devane617
OUCH!
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posted on
07/07/2010 3:19:01 PM PDT
by
shiva
To: devane617
Must have been some fine lookin’ perps in booking for the band to have snapped.
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posted on
07/07/2010 3:21:34 PM PDT
by
nhoward14
(I'm starting The 595 Club... A discount from 700)
To: devane617
He just needed to use tighter rubber bands...the kind they sell for use on calves, for instance. Would solve two problems.
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posted on
07/07/2010 3:27:22 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: bigbob
This will take care of the problem:
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posted on
07/07/2010 3:33:28 PM PDT
by
devane617
(VOTE THEM OUT! ALL OF THEM!)
To: devane617
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posted on
07/07/2010 3:34:39 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
To: devane617
“ED” drugs work by being secured to your $ick with a rubber band. Everyone knows that.
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posted on
07/07/2010 3:46:59 PM PDT
by
mad puppy
(Steve McIntyre, we owe you frothy cold one. Thanks.)
To: devane617
Graham had this package secured around his genital area and it popped off Good thing it wasn't his God-given "package" that fell off...
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posted on
07/07/2010 3:49:51 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Wrong kind of rubber)
To: devane617
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posted on
07/07/2010 4:52:10 PM PDT
by
Lil Flower
(Hey, look at me!! I'm "Bloggin While White!!")
To: martin_fierro
Not so much Mangled Genitals as Industrial Strength Humor perhaps?
Personally I prefer BOTH superglue AND staple-gun. It's the only way to be sure.
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posted on
07/07/2010 5:05:04 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: dayglored; martin_fierro
Personally I prefer BOTH superglue AND staple-gun.I am sure Martin knows how to affix stuff to his junk.
;<)
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posted on
07/07/2010 5:22:14 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: Allegra; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; Eaker; IYAS9YAS; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; momto6; ...
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To: martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; NYC GOP Chick; ...
That's a crime?
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posted on
07/07/2010 6:52:43 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: devane617
Hand me down my walkin’ cane
Hand me down my hat
Hurry now and don’t be late
‘Cause we ain’t got time to chat
You and me we’re goin’ out
To catch the latest sound
Guaranteed to blow your mind
So high you won’t come down
(chorus)
Hey ya’ll prepare yourself for
the rubberband man
You’ve never heard a sound
like the rubberband man
You’re bound to lose control
when the rubberband starts to jam
Oh, this dude is outta sight
Everything he does
seems to come out right
Once I went to hear them play
at a club outside of town
I was so suprised
I was hypnotized
by the sound this cat put down
When I saw this short fat guy
stretch a band between his toes
Hey I laughed so hard
cause the man got down
when he finally reached his goal
(chorus)
Got that rubber band
up on his toes
And then he wriggled it up
all around his nose
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Playin’ all that music
yet keepin’ time
Where in the world
did he learn that, oh Lord
Lord, help him get away
(chorus)
Rubberband man
Rubberband man
How much of this stuff
do he think we can stand?
So much rhythm, grace
and debonair for one man...
(chorus)
Rubberband man starts to jam
Moving up and down cross the land
Got the people all in his wake
Everything probably seems outta place
Just move it, just move it
Just move move move it
Rubberband Man
Just move it, just move it
Just move move move it
Rubberband man
Get down, get down low
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posted on
07/07/2010 6:59:44 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
(Does not play well with others)
To: Slings and Arrows
I do NOT want to know what he uses paperclips for.
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posted on
07/07/2010 8:14:06 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
To: martin_fierro
Who among us hasn’t done that.
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posted on
07/07/2010 8:17:52 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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