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Got Hemorrhoids? Blame Your Inner Fish
NPR ^ | July 5, 2010 | Joe Palca

Posted on 07/05/2010 9:13:23 AM PDT by smokingfrog

In part one of NPR's new series about human origins, “The Human Edge,” I look at how much of what makes humans human has actually been borrowed from much simpler creatures.

For example, single celled organisms called eukaryotes figured out sex a billion years before humans did. But evolution has its drawbacks – like hemorrhoids.

Evolutionary biologist Neil Shubin of the University of Chicago has written extensively about the debt humans owe other creatures. He has a popular book on the topic: Your Inner Fish.

One of his claims to fame is that he discovered Tiktaalik, a fish that sports many of the anatomic structures that eventually showed up in humans. The "fishapod" — as he calls it — has a version of what became the human neck, shoulder, elbow, wrist and knee, to name a few.

In fact, Shubin says many of the ailments we suffer from relate to the fact that there's a disconnect between our evolutionary past, and the environments we live in today. A circulatory system that works just fine for an animal constantly on the move can break down for one that's more sedentary.

Once you’re sitting for awhile, blood tends to pool down in those nether regions increasing the risk of hemorrhoids. That's probably why you don’t see too many fish driving 18-wheelers.

(Excerpt) Read more at npr.org ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Science
KEYWORDS: evolution; fish
Audio at link.
1 posted on 07/05/2010 9:13:25 AM PDT by smokingfrog
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To: smokingfrog
I think this truck driver is trying to get in touch with his "inner fish."


2 posted on 07/05/2010 9:14:45 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Eccl. 10:18 -)
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To: smokingfrog

KK, so my jumpy jittery self is going to do fine as I move all over the place. All you calm people . . . darwin is going to get you.


3 posted on 07/05/2010 9:20:03 AM PDT by Mere Survival (The time to fight was yesterday but now will have to do.)
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To: smokingfrog

My inner fish died

4 posted on 07/05/2010 9:21:10 AM PDT by woofie
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5 posted on 07/05/2010 9:34:17 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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6 posted on 07/05/2010 9:48:26 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Mere Survival

Those ‘roids are contagious. My husband has one. He is now a pain in my a$$!


7 posted on 07/05/2010 10:31:38 AM PDT by ScoopAmma (We are led by the Resident -in Chief; aka part-time member of Webelo Troop 44)
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8 posted on 07/05/2010 10:37:52 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Eccl. 10:18 -)
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Thanks smokingfrog.
...single celled organisms called eukaryotes figured out sex a billion years before humans did... Evolutionary biologist Neil Shubin... discovered Tiktaalik, a fish that sports many of the anatomic structures that eventually showed up in humans. The "fishapod" -- as he calls it -- has a version of what became the human neck, shoulder, elbow, wrist and knee, to name a few... many of the ailments we suffer from relate to the fact that there's a disconnect between our evolutionary past, and the environments we live in today. A circulatory system that works just fine for an animal constantly on the move can break down for one that's more sedentary... blood tends to pool down in those nether regions increasing the risk of hemorrhoids.
Nether regions, mwa-ha-ha-ha...

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9 posted on 07/05/2010 12:42:16 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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For example, single celled organisms called eukaryotes figured out sex a billion years before humans did.

Bull****. The people telling you that are the same people telling you that the stegosaur, which American Indian ancestors called Mishipishu ("water panther") and which the original artists of the various petroglyph images you see of them e.g.

clearly saw in real life, died out 65,000,000 years ago.

By the same standards I'll probably be about 700,000 years old myself on my next birthday.

The basic hard, cold reality is that evolution and evoloserism and all of the fairytale time schemes devised to support evolution are dead.

10 posted on 07/05/2010 1:49:50 PM PDT by wendy1946
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A circulatory system that works just fine for an animal constantly on the move can break down for one that's more sedentary... blood tends to pool down in those nether regions increasing the risk of hemorrhoids.

I don't get it. How does blood pooling in the lower extremities have anything to do with hemorrhoids?

When the Boy Scouts taught us to rest during hikes with our feet elevated, they never mentioned anything about 'rhoids.

11 posted on 07/05/2010 7:19:03 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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Never felt ‘rhoid rage?


12 posted on 07/05/2010 9:05:27 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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