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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
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Posted on 06/27/2010 6:45:41 PM PDT by tisket

Someone sent this to me in an email and I thought you might enjoy it.

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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

* Does the man look poor or oppressed?

* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

* Could we run away?

* What does my wife think?

* What about the kids?

* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

* What does the law say about this situation?

* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

* Should I call 9-1-1?

* Why is this street so deserted?

* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

* This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist


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1 posted on 06/27/2010 6:45:43 PM PDT by tisket
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To: tisket

100% Redneck here!!! LOL


2 posted on 06/27/2010 6:47:05 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The frog who accepts a ride from a scorpion should expect a sting and the phrase "it is my nature.")
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To: tisket

LOL Hillbilly Redneck here!


3 posted on 06/27/2010 6:49:13 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: tisket

This is one of the best posts I have ever seen on FR. EVER.


4 posted on 06/27/2010 6:50:55 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: tisket

thats good. I’m so Redneck.


5 posted on 06/27/2010 6:52:15 PM PDT by barmag25
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To: Fantasywriter
"This is one of the best posts I have ever seen on FR. EVER."

Good...'cause it gets posted about every three months, lol.

6 posted on 06/27/2010 6:52:36 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: tisket
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Is this red neck nuff er ya ?

7 posted on 06/27/2010 6:53:45 PM PDT by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
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To: Joe 6-pack

This is the first time I ever saw it. I laughed so hard the dogs came over to find out what was up. I’m so glad it got reposted, since I’d have missed the chance to enjoy it otherwise.


8 posted on 06/27/2010 6:55:43 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Joe 6-pack
Really??

(sorry about that - I thought you'd enjoy it)

9 posted on 06/27/2010 6:56:36 PM PDT by tisket (If someone yells "You Lie" in a room full of politicians, how do they know who he's talking to?)
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To: tisket
Red, White and Blue neck here! Death (politically speaking, of course) to RINOs, CommieCrates, Usurpers, Frauds, and all Corrupt Operatives without any particular priority, but with highest urgency!
10 posted on 06/27/2010 6:57:54 PM PDT by J Edgar
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To: tisket

Redneck


11 posted on 06/27/2010 6:58:12 PM PDT by yankee turned redneck
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To: tisket

100% Redneck checking in!


12 posted on 06/27/2010 6:58:25 PM PDT by caper gal 1 (2010 . . . America's last chance for survival. .)
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To: tisket

Trick question - my 1911 is a Springfield.

So I’d only get 8 BANGs on the first magazine, and 7 on the second... can you really get 11 from a Kimber?

(Redneck!)


13 posted on 06/27/2010 6:59:18 PM PDT by PhatHead
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To: tisket

LOL...I don’t object to it...post away, lol...


14 posted on 06/27/2010 6:59:21 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: tisket

I’ve seen this before but there’s a new one where the line “Did George W Bush cause your current situation?” was inserted...


15 posted on 06/27/2010 6:59:58 PM PDT by max americana
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To: kbennkc
no.


16 posted on 06/27/2010 6:59:58 PM PDT by sig226 (Mourn this day, the death of a great republic. March 21, 2010)
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To: tisket

guess I’d be a redneck


17 posted on 06/27/2010 7:00:31 PM PDT by Mom MD (Jesus is the Light of the world!)
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To: sig226
Don't pi$$off the cat!!! :^)
18 posted on 06/27/2010 7:01:48 PM PDT by The Cajun (Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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To: PhatHead

Several companies make ten round magazines for the 1911. They stick out a little.


19 posted on 06/27/2010 7:02:13 PM PDT by sig226 (Mourn this day, the death of a great republic. March 21, 2010)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I laugh at it every time and am glad for the post and the responses!


20 posted on 06/27/2010 7:03:20 PM PDT by Moonmad27 (That government is best which governs least. - Henry Thoreau)
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