Al Gore: The Sex-Crazed Poodle

Human Events ^ | 06/24/2010 | Human Events

[Bad~Rodeo]

A masseuse alleged that Al Gore sexually harassed her back in 2006, when the former Vice President was getting a massage during a stay at an upscale Portland hotel. The allegations, if true, reveal a darker, even more disturbing side of the King of Ice. We combed through the police report and picked out the (dirty) Top Ten. In your opinion, what’s the most depraved sexual advance Mr. Gore was claimed to have made?

1) “And he came over to where I was while I was trying to pack up and....

[Bad~Rodeo]

I REFUSE to visualize

[Minn]

Al Gore is of course one of the dumbest and most dysfunctional people to have ever lived, but I find it hard to believe he would force himself sexually on a young woman. A young boy, of course. But a woman? Doubt it.

[Xenalyte]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2540761/posts

[ETL]

excerpt:

"...the woman tells how Gore greeted her at the door of his room at the Hotel Lucia for the 11 p.m. appointment with a hug that "went on a bit long," then quipped "call me Al." Hotel staff had told the licensed therapist when booking her that the client was Al Gore, but that he was going under the name "Mr Stone."

Gore allegedly asked her to focus on his abdominal area and adductors -- the inner thigh muscles -- as well as his back and other areas.

While his lower body was covered with a sheet, she said, Gore "became vocal" with "muffled moans" and asked her to go lower, getting angry when she refused.

"It appeared he was demanding sexual favors or sexual behaviors," the woman said.

She then asked Gore to show her where he wanted to be massaged and he "grabbed my hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his ***** **** area, my fingers brushing against his ***** and firmly planted my hand on his pubic crest region and said to me 'There!' in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone."

The woman told police she was caught in "a perfect storm" in a room with someone who was "Teflon-coated in terms of his credibility and celebrity status"..."

Police specifically responded to claims by the woman -- who said she remained clothed through the alleged encounter -- that she had noticed her black slacks had "stains" on them.

Police said they did not collect her attire because they believed it would not provide evidence.

“At this point, the Police Bureau does not consider this an ongoing investigation unless new evidence is received in this case,” Wednesday's police statement said.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/24/massage-therapist-claims-gore-groped/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fpolitics+%28Text+-+Politics%29&utm_content=My+Yahoo

[TommyDale]

All this time Al Gore thought we were experiencing Global Warming...and the whole time he only needed a cold shower!

[Signalman]

You think the leftist MSM is going to cover this?
Fuggetaboutit!

[Mobties]

One wonders if Algore still expects us to believe his claim that Erich Segal modeled the Love Story characters “Oliver Barrett IV” and “Jennifer Cavalleri” after him and Tipper.

[Joe Boucher]

Minn.
That is about how I envisioned algore too.

[capydick]

Bill Clinton he ain’t

[hometoroost]

LOL! Great post.

[Sacajaweau]

I wouldn’t think so....EXCEPT for the little demo with his wife that day...on stage....and obviously against her will.

[Brilliant]

From Alpha Male to sex-crazed poodle. Yep... That’s Al.

[SirJohnBarleycorn]

12) “He was completely naked except for a polar bear head and pelt which he put on himself. Then he pinned me against the wall, started groping me and saying he wanted to drill my natural wildlife refuge.”

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

He reminds more and more of those pesky little dogs that relebtlessly try to hump your leg.

And you cannot escape.

[sodpoodle]

*****Gore allegedly asked her to focus on his abdominal area and adductors — the inner thigh muscles*****

That was when she realized he was lying - for he had no muscles....just rolls of whale blubber - where his abdomen should have been.

[devane617]

Imagine AlGore squirming around between your legs, pasty and sweating, screaming, “I love you noodles...”

[DainBramage]

“He screamed ‘I want to plunge my blood gorged pole into your venus love nest’.”

“I replied it looked more like a vienna sausage.”

“Thats when he started ranting ‘the science is settled...the science is already settled!’”.

[machogirl]

south park will have to make another show. Man-Bear-Pig meets Sex-Crazed-Poodle.

[machogirl]

south park will have to make another show. Man-Bear-Pig meets Sex-Crazed-Poodle.

[maggief]

As far as I can tell, things began to heat up when he quit jogging.