[Bad~Rodeo]

I REFUSE to visualize

[Minn]

Al Gore is of course one of the dumbest and most dysfunctional people to have ever lived, but I find it hard to believe he would force himself sexually on a young woman. A young boy, of course. But a woman? Doubt it.

[Xenalyte]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2540761/posts

[ETL]

excerpt:

"...the woman tells how Gore greeted her at the door of his room at the Hotel Lucia for the 11 p.m. appointment with a hug that "went on a bit long," then quipped "call me Al." Hotel staff had told the licensed therapist when booking her that the client was Al Gore, but that he was going under the name "Mr Stone."

Gore allegedly asked her to focus on his abdominal area and adductors -- the inner thigh muscles -- as well as his back and other areas.

While his lower body was covered with a sheet, she said, Gore "became vocal" with "muffled moans" and asked her to go lower, getting angry when she refused.

"It appeared he was demanding sexual favors or sexual behaviors," the woman said.

She then asked Gore to show her where he wanted to be massaged and he "grabbed my hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his ***** **** area, my fingers brushing against his ***** and firmly planted my hand on his pubic crest region and said to me 'There!' in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone."

The woman told police she was caught in "a perfect storm" in a room with someone who was "Teflon-coated in terms of his credibility and celebrity status"..."

Police specifically responded to claims by the woman -- who said she remained clothed through the alleged encounter -- that she had noticed her black slacks had "stains" on them.

Police said they did not collect her attire because they believed it would not provide evidence.

“At this point, the Police Bureau does not consider this an ongoing investigation unless new evidence is received in this case,” Wednesday's police statement said.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/24/massage-therapist-claims-gore-groped/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fpolitics+%28Text+-+Politics%29&utm_content=My+Yahoo

[TommyDale]

All this time Al Gore thought we were experiencing Global Warming...and the whole time he only needed a cold shower!

[Signalman]

You think the leftist MSM is going to cover this?
Fuggetaboutit!

[Mobties]

One wonders if Algore still expects us to believe his claim that Erich Segal modeled the Love Story characters “Oliver Barrett IV” and “Jennifer Cavalleri” after him and Tipper.

[capydick]

Bill Clinton he ain’t

[Sacajaweau]

I wouldn’t think so....EXCEPT for the little demo with his wife that day...on stage....and obviously against her will.

[Brilliant]

From Alpha Male to sex-crazed poodle. Yep... That’s Al.

[SirJohnBarleycorn]

12) “He was completely naked except for a polar bear head and pelt which he put on himself. Then he pinned me against the wall, started groping me and saying he wanted to drill my natural wildlife refuge.”

[sodpoodle]

*****Gore allegedly asked her to focus on his abdominal area and adductors — the inner thigh muscles*****

That was when she realized he was lying - for he had no muscles....just rolls of whale blubber - where his abdomen should have been.

[devane617]

Imagine AlGore squirming around between your legs, pasty and sweating, screaming, “I love you noodles...”

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Al has been off his meds a long, long time.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Sex Poodle (James Brown Sex Machine Parody)

Doggies, I’m ready to get up and do my thing (yeah go ahead!)
I want-a get it on, dog, you know (go ahead!)
Like a, like a giggling sex poodle, dog, (yeah go ahead!)
Movin’ and doin’ it, you know
Can I count it off? (Go ahead)

Woof, woof, woof, woof!

Get up, (bark, bark, bark)
Get up, (bark, bark, bark)
Hunch on that leg, (get on up), like a giggling sex poodle, (get on up)

Get up, (bark, bark, bark)
Get up, (bark, bark, bark)
Mark that furniture, (get on up), like a giggling sex poodle, (get on up)

[AnnaZ]

#5 made me LOL and BARF.

[ottbmare]

The best comment from the article: “I’m always glad when I learn Al Gore is screwing someone else instead of us.”

[MississippiMan]

The Smoking Gun has the entire transcript of the lady’s police interview. He sounds like a real piece of work.

MM

[pallmallman]

I’ve always said that this sob is crazy...as in nuts. As bad as Bush was, at least we dodged the Gore bullet.

[Popman]

Al Gore: ManBearPig to Sex Crazed Poodle

You can't make this stuff up.

[meyer]

Those from the Cleveland area will remember this classic by Wild Horses called “Funky Poodle”...

As I was walking home the other night
Walking past the alley with the flash of the scarlet neon light
A rolls royce pulled up to me a woman said
Sonny have you seen a silver poodle with a ribbon on his head

I thought to myself man shes joking
In this part of town
A poodle could wind up at Burger King

But she looked serious and so I
Said that I thought that I might have
Cuz I was delerious in dire need
of any old bills that she might have
She opened the door and said to come in
offered me a drink and some funny looking powder from her stash
I told her no thanks my mother told me
Don’t except a thing from a stranger unless its check or cash

She said who are you not to surrender
A poor kid like you aught to me thankful just being alive
Then she layed down in the back seat and pulled me into her body heat
I thought man this is my lucky day
That was until I thought I heard her say

Funky Funky Funky poodle
Funky Funky Funky poodle

After a while she looked up in a state of shock
Whispered in my ear that she was sorry about the length of my stay
I told her I wasn’t going anywhere
Not a least until you compensate for this unjust depravity

What happened here its hard to remember
The next thing I knew
I lay face down in the street all alone
And I hear the pitter pat of little feet
That make their way right over me
The door closed, I looked, they sped away
She was sitting in the back seat with a little gray -

Funky Funky Funky poodle
Funky Funky Funky poodle