True conservative ZOT!

[Danny H]

My coworkers and I took a political test with 100 questions, 10 in 10 categories. I was by far the most conservative. 91/100. Most of my liberal coworkers got between 10/100 and 30/100. Only a couple others got above 50/100. Ugh.

The breakdown.

life - 10/10 abortion is wrong guns - 10/10 support no restriction on gun ownership marriage - 10/10 man and woman only, homosexuality is wrong healthcare - 10/10 repeal Obamacare and we need tort reform. immigration - 2/10 since I oppose HB1070. We need the workers. The McCain path to citizenship I support. environment - 10/10 too many regulations and global warming is a farce Iraq, Afghanistan - 10/10 fully support the wars and our troops Israel, middle east - 9/10 pro Israel though a war with Iran is a bit much income tax - 10/10 tax cuts across the board corportate taxes - 10/10 tax cuts there too social security and such - 10/10 phase that out

I'm 91% conservative, a true conservative. It says 80%+ was true conservative.

I support the more conservative candidate in most primaries, except McCain over Hayworth. The GOP will take over in 2010!

[shibumi]

As the prime of the night slowly wanes, merging into the early morning hours, anticipation builds.

Will the new day bring with it new found respect?

Will the onset of the morning signal acceptance as a True Conservative and a member of the jolly band of FReepers?

Will his opinions gain gravitas among those he has sought to befriend?

Is there enough body wash in the shower to get all the yellow stains from the Cheetos off before his appointment with the Urologist?

.....only time will tell .....

[The Comedian]

You know those ELEs you've been talking about?
People like Danny are the reason they occur.

Works for me.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[boatbums]

What’s a ZOT?

[jellybean]

Is there enough body wash in the shower to get all the yellow stains from the Cheetos off before his appointment with the Urologist?

Umm...on second thought, Danny, you can keep the Cheetos!

[Semper Mark]

[Salamander]

“I’m a true conservative.”

I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay!

[Salamander]

“I got to hand it Danny H he stayed with his post and takes a beating and keeps coming back most drive bye Vanity posters never respond”

Masochist?

[Salamander]

My maternal grandfather’s name was Bates.

[but not Norman....I don’t think...although I *do* have an inordinate fondness for sharp knives]

:)

[Salamander]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLvnYwvJMKE

[jellybean]

I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay!

Now you've done it! You've introduced Monty Python into the discussion!

[humblegunner]

marriage - 10/10 man and woman only, homosexuality is wrong

So.. you tried it? Found it wrong? Perhaps a bit painful in the old bum?

[Tijeras_Slim]

I'm class of '98. I'm nuts.

ROFLMAO

[humblegunner]

I’m at least 30% more conservative than all of my 25 other coworkers who took the test.

Yes, but I hardly think the San Francisco 24hr Gay Video & Spanking
Emporium is the best test of such things, as a workplace.

You need more paper towels in number four, by the way.

[Las Vegas Ron]

Wow, Mr. Conservative, you’re still here?

[Raider Sam]

That makes absolutely no sense as a response to what I wrote. I made a joke about him having to defend himself at work because he’s a professional fighter, which he is likely not.

I dont know how that says I accept the truth. Maybe you should be aiming that at Procon.

[presently no screen name]

Obviously, I misunderstood what you meant and agree with you what you DID mean.

[al baby]

Yes he types way to good to be a fat fingered brawler

[Grizzled Bear]

I'm a true conservative.

What's your position on "Cheese?"

Are you "Pro-Cheese?"

Would you allow a gay moose to bite your sister?

[Doogle]

[Grizzled Bear]

immigration - 2/10 since I oppose HB1070. We need the workers. The McCain path to citizenship I support.

Do you think Megan McCain is kinda hot, for a fat chick?