True conservative ZOT!

[Danny H]

My coworkers and I took a political test with 100 questions, 10 in 10 categories. I was by far the most conservative. 91/100. Most of my liberal coworkers got between 10/100 and 30/100. Only a couple others got above 50/100. Ugh.

The breakdown.

life - 10/10 abortion is wrong guns - 10/10 support no restriction on gun ownership marriage - 10/10 man and woman only, homosexuality is wrong healthcare - 10/10 repeal Obamacare and we need tort reform. immigration - 2/10 since I oppose HB1070. We need the workers. The McCain path to citizenship I support. environment - 10/10 too many regulations and global warming is a farce Iraq, Afghanistan - 10/10 fully support the wars and our troops Israel, middle east - 9/10 pro Israel though a war with Iran is a bit much income tax - 10/10 tax cuts across the board corportate taxes - 10/10 tax cuts there too social security and such - 10/10 phase that out

I'm 91% conservative, a true conservative. It says 80%+ was true conservative.

I support the more conservative candidate in most primaries, except McCain over Hayworth. The GOP will take over in 2010!

[Semper Mark]

"Good night. I expect more respect tomorrow."

Please come back tomorrow.

We beg you.

[jellybean]

PUT DOWN THOSE CHEETOS!

Hey, Danny, can I have the Cheetos? I promise I'll become a "true conservative" and score 91 out of 100 just like you!

[IYellAtMyTV]

"Well, it’s been a while since I had a tag line. :)"

[mountn man]

I thought you might like this post from a newb.

Good night. I expect more respect tomorrow.

[mountn man]

ROTFLMAO

[darkwing104]

PUT DOWN THOSE CHEETOS!

We got a new troll greeting!

[IYellAtMyTV]

"Please come back tomorrow. We beg you."

Waiting for Danny's return...

[darkwing104]

Good night. I expect more respect tomorrow.

Sounds like an Opus

[shibumi]

I glad if I could help the cause.

I live to serve.

[Kirkwood]

noobs always the the worst jobs.

[The Comedian]

Good night. I expect more respect tomorrow.

I rather like that. It wreaks of both innocence and pomposity.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[calcowgirl]

. I can’t do politics 24/7. I work long hours.

LOL! It's tough. All those tests to take - all those TV shows to watch.

Where did you say you lived again?

[shibumi]

You know those ELEs you've been talking about?

People like Danny are the reason they occur.

[darkwing104]

I rather like that. It wreaks of both innocence and pomposity.

Almost as good as that other noobie classic post "I cannot be Zotted"

[caww]

now that cracked me right up! Good post! LOL

[calcowgirl]

"I’m a liberal town. The company Government (alt: union) pays me well. I have a 4 bedroom house ... "

Fixed it again.

[MWestMom]

“Good night. I expect more respect tomorrow.”

“I rather like that. It wreaks of both innocence and pomposity.”
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Optimism as well.

[IYellAtMyTV]

"I’m a liberal town. The company Government (alt: union, McCain campaign) pays me well. I have a 4 bedroom house ... "

"Fixed it again."

And yet again... ;-)

[Semper Mark]

"Good night. I expect more respect tomorrow."

Yeah, that's what they all say...

[calcowgirl]

Good job!