Smart underpants share how you're feeling

CNET ^ | June 12, 2010 | Matt Hickey

[shibumi]

Most people go to great lengths to keep others from knowing what's going on inside their pants. But skivvies that relay data about the wearer could benefit some people--say soldiers. Yes, we're talking about tighty whities that talk.

[TheOldLady]

For men only. No lacy underthings, I guess. Women and homosexuals hardest hit.

[Slings and Arrows]

*snicker* Redundant, isn’t it?

[Eaker]

homosexuals hardest hit.

Ping for your expertise.

[exile]

According to Robert Byrd’s Depends, he feels crappy.

[RichInOC]

My underpants are actually pretty talkative about how I feel.

[goseminoles]

Yep. You can look at me in my underwear and know exactly how I’m feeling.

[a fool in paradise]

[aruanan]

Smart underpants share how you're feeling

I think a lot of underpants already show that you've felt like you were running out of time.

[Slings and Arrows]

Oh crap, is it the 70’s again?

[RichInOC]

Well, yeah, there is that, but when my skivs audibly talk, that’s something else.

[a fool in paradise]

"Miss me yet?"

[Slings and Arrows]

How can I miss him when he won’t go away?

[Trillian]

Uh oh, does this mean mine would be set on red 24 hours a day?

[a fool in paradise]

Better than being “restless”

[SunkenCiv]

Just don’t wear them if you hit the skids.