Proposed Rule change to FReeper Lexicon (RE: Helen Thomas)

07 JUNE 10 | dcbryan1

[DCBryan1]

Whereas, being a pre-millenial freeper, do propose the following changes to The 2010 and subsequent FreeRepublic Lexicon (Lingo, Dictionary, Lore Handbook)

Pic Rule - Unofficial, but strictly enforced rule that pictures of unpleasant liberal women must be accompanied by pictures of beautiful women; if beautiful women are mentioned a picture must follow (and inevitably controlled by Helen Thomas) (thanks NonLinear and dinasour). Specific rules follow:
1. If your post mentions Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin, you must post a pic of her.

Example: ......"Ann Coulter"=..."Michelle Malkin"=

2. Female equivalent to the Ann Coulter rule. The Bibi (Netanyahu) and Bill Sammon's rule. Followed by the word THUD in bold. "Thud" refers to the sound made by Freepettes when they hit the floor after swooning over various males of the species.

Example: ...."Bill Sammon" => THUD!

3. Maureen Dowd (MoDo) is accompanied by Catherine Zeta Jones (because actor Michael Douglas dumped her for Zeta Jones).

Example:......."MoDo" =

4. Posting of Catherine Zeta Jones are usually followed by a post of a Maureen Dowd pic.

Example: EQUALS (=)

5. If your post mentions Michael Douglas, you must post a pic of Catherine Zeta Jones.

Example:......"Michael Douglas" =

6. If your post mentions Sarah Palin (aka "Barracuda" or "Sarahcuda" - a high school nickname derived from her athletic prowess), you must post a pic of her and/or her husband Todd (for the FReepettes).

EXAMPLE:......"Sarah Palin" =

NOTE: You CANNOT post fake pictures of Sarah Palin. The following are examples of fake Palin pictures:

7. Helen Thomas - Whenever any of Rules #1 - #6 are invoked, it will sooner or later become obligatory to post a pic of Helen Thomas. I think this was instituted as the FR equivalent of spiking the thread with saltpeter...
8. If Helen Thomas is mentioned, a the following picture(s) will be posted, (or a likeness thereof), necessitating alot less goans usually follow.

EXAMPLE: ......"Helen Thomas"=

[DCBryan1]

What does this mean to post-millenium Freepers? NO MORE HELEN THOMAS PHOTOS!

[fieldmarshaldj]

"You can't kill me, I'm undead !"

[darkangel82]

NO MORE HELEN THOMAS PHOTOS!

Agreed.

[darkangel82]

I knew it would be you to post that first, DJ.
*facepalm*

[DCBryan1]

NO MORE HELEN THOMAS PHOTOS

Pinging the boss for a second "Aye" vote to change the Freeper rulz!

[Tijeras_Slim]

What will we do without dear Helen? I mean the face that launched a thousand lunches....

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

A face ONLY a mother would love.

[Paladin2]

[norraad]

Still upset about that house that fell on her sister!

[fieldmarshaldj]

Teeheehee.

[dubie]

[Responsibility2nd]

I don't do photoshop.

 

But somebody soon will add her ugly mug under the bus...

 

[darkangel82]

I’d just like to keep my lunch down where it belongs. kthx

[SkyDancer]

It's 4AM here in Oz - back from a trip but I couldn't go to bed without coming here one time to see what's going on in the morning ... here's my replacement for Helen Thomas

I work 24/7 what do you expect???? :)

[BJClinton]

We couldn’t even go one post?

[dubie]

[Constitution Day]

I AGREE 1000%!!!!

[Jewbacca]

Wow. Best picture of her, ever.

[dubie]